Would You Hit That?: He Has A Perfect Body, But…

Envision your idea of the perfect male body. It can be lean and chiseled like Alexander Mecum or soft and curvy like Clif London. It can be attached to a juicy ass like A.D., some fuzzy legs like David Picard, a large schlong like Logan Stevens, an intensely hairy hole like Owen Daniels or a mostly smooth physique like Sean Cody‘s new model Chad (pictured above). Keep in mind, I’m just throwing out suggestions here. The possibilities are infinite, and you might not even have one ideal type. The bottom line is, you just need to imagine the type of body that would drive you wild…

Okay, got it? Are you hard and throbbing at the thought of this body?

Now place Betty White‘s head onto that body. With that minor alteration, would you still bang the dude you just envisioned? I’m bringing this up for a few reasons—1) It’s the Golden Girls star and national treasure’s 92nd birthday today, 2) A Manhunt colleague recently told me my posts are “getting weirder” after this past weekend‘s hypothetical alien takeover scenario, 3) I kindly reminded him that I asked this very same, even weirder question in September 2009, and 4) He then proceeded to remind me of this clip, in which Sophia Petrillo states, “The ‘in’ thing now is young bodies with old heads”.

All ridiculous reasons aside, I’m happy to open up this debate again, even if most of you ignore it and decide you’d rather see a tiny twink effortlessly taking two large cocks up his impeccably smooth ass (in which case, you can see such a thing here). The rest of you can indulge me and answer the most important Would You Hit That inquiry in the history of the universe.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Sean Cody

See some expertly altered images and discuss whether you’d hit that below:

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

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Video of Chad without Betty’s head, courtesy of SEAN CODY:

My apologies that we weren’t able to digitally alter this footage and place Chad’s head with Betty White! In the future, we’ll be sure to have the foresight to reach out to Falcon Studios and ask to borrow their technology before writing posts like this.

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20 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: He Has A Perfect Body, But…

  1. I’m sure that Betty White would really appreciate seeing those pics…prob lead to an understandable law suit. What is wrong with you???

  2. Dewitt, is your dick posting for you again? Put it back, because this is
    even beyond the pale and awkward. It is also Michelle Obama’s B’day
    and I am eternally grateful that you didn’t go ‘there’. Betty is off-limits;
    so is First Lady M. O., OK? It isn’t even a clever tranny-site tease, good
    grief.

  3. Honestly, if you’ve ever seen an interview with Betty White & seen how wonderfully fucked up her sense of humor is, then you would know that she would more than likely laugh her ass off at the sight of these pics.

  4. I don’t know if I would fuck this. Maybe Doggy style with strict instructions not to look back. Lol! Honestly though, this made me laugh Dewitt. Good job.

  5. HAHAHAHA!!!!! That is hysterical!! I’m still chuckling. While I love the body, I highly doubt I’d be able to do anything with this lol… also Dewitt what is your email? I have something I thought you’d be interested in seeing.

  6. He own her an apology? He doesn’t own her at all. Last time I checked slavery was abolished and you couldn’t own anyone. All joking aside though. I’ve watched Betty White my whole life. I’ve seen so many interviews with her I can’t even count. She has a dirty mind and an even dirtier sense of humor. She would laugh at this. Hell her answer might even be that she would have sex with this guy, because Joan is always telling her to go screw herself. Oh and if you don’t know, Joan would be Betty’s good friend Joan Rivers who has an even dirtier sense of humor than Betty. They are always joking back and forth that they hate each other, but then they get together and play sisters just to shut everyone up.

  7. this just confirms, how easy it is to doctor-up photos, and get innocent people into trouble

    this post also confirms that we should be grateful for the other types of ‘nerds’ and ‘geeks’ whom we normally cast off to the side — those who gladly point out how a picture was faked

    thanks for the lesson!

  8. Betty White’s head aside, yes I would do this man…and you are treading on thin ice using her image. Did you get her permission?

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