Would You Hit That?: He Has A Perfect Body, But…

Envision your idea of the perfect male body. It can be lean and chiseled like Alexander Mecum or soft and curvy like Clif London. It can be attached to a juicy ass like A.D., some fuzzy legs like David Picard, a large schlong like Logan Stevens, an intensely hairy hole like Owen Daniels or a mostly smooth physique like Sean Cody‘s new model Chad (pictured above). Keep in mind, I’m just throwing out suggestions here. The possibilities are infinite, and you might not even have one ideal type. The bottom line is, you just need to imagine the type of body that would drive you wild…

Okay, got it? Are you hard and throbbing at the thought of this body?

Now place Betty White‘s head onto that body. With that minor alteration, would you still bang the dude you just envisioned? I’m bringing this up for a few reasons—1) It’s the Golden Girls star and national treasure’s 92nd birthday today, 2) A Manhunt colleague recently told me my posts are “getting weirder” after this past weekend‘s hypothetical alien takeover scenario, 3) I kindly reminded him that I asked this very same, even weirder question in September 2009, and 4) He then proceeded to remind me of this clip, in which Sophia Petrillo states, “The ‘in’ thing now is young bodies with old heads”.

All ridiculous reasons aside, I’m happy to open up this debate again, even if most of you ignore it and decide you’d rather see a tiny twink effortlessly taking two large cocks up his impeccably smooth ass (in which case, you can see such a thing here). The rest of you can indulge me and answer the most important Would You Hit That inquiry in the history of the universe.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Sean Cody

See some expertly altered images and discuss whether you’d hit that below:

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

Sean Cody model Chad as Betty White.

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Video of Chad without Betty’s head, courtesy of SEAN CODY:

My apologies that we weren’t able to digitally alter this footage and place Chad’s head with Betty White! In the future, we’ll be sure to have the foresight to reach out to Falcon Studios and ask to borrow their technology before writing posts like this.

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