Zzzzzzzz….whu? Oh, hi. Welcome to Would You Hit That? featuring Anakin Skywalker himself, Hayden Christensen. You caught me sleeping for a very good reason. I’ve been narcoleptic ever since I had to endure his acting in Episodes 1 through what seemed like infinity. Here he is on a beach, showing off his albino bod. I’m not feeling any noticeable twitches over him in the pants area, but maybe he’s a good time. Canadians are always up for a party. They can drink you under the table and they drive really well in snow. So I would hit that. But I’d have to bring along my Kindle, a cattle prod, and a keg of Red Bull so I don’t pass out on his crank due to boredom. Howabout you? Would you get it on with Anakin? Vote below.
– J. Harvey
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wow – he’s so pale … and he has a really awkward body. i’m so embarrassed he’s from canada!
too pale and doughy; sorry dude
I didn’t recognize Hayden. He look so different in this photo, but I still will do him.
There are more than enough horrible actors in porn – why would we want to endure another? How this guy ever EVER got on screen is beyond my comprehension.
what the hell happened?? he used too look so hot 🙁
that picyure doesnt do him justice at all.
yes his acting is pretty bad but hes like taylor lautner or josh hartnett….. you dont care as long as they dont talk much, stand there and look hot and show some skin (all of it prefurably, in most cases :))
I vote no but it has more to do with the fact that I think he’s a lousy actor.
He used to be hot and buff… now it looks like he’s been slacking on the gym… still fuckable tho but just for the connections to richer, hotter guys
Ever since Episode 2 I was sick of him. Then he went ahead and said that he didn’t want to be recognized as Anakin for the rest of his life, and that was enough to turn him off to me eternally.
Not only did he play the part horribly, but he doesn’t wanna be recognized as one of the coolest villains ever? No thanks.
Sure would, just so say I’ve plowed Anakin Skywalker. 😉
I’m also quite sure you couldn’t have picked a worse picture, but I guess that’s how bias works, huh?
Ok, lets play the paparazzi “gotcha” game and take a pic of someone well known when their not aware, perhaps not looking their absolute best and we all can feel superior.
Give the guy a break! Hes just living life. How many who are criticizing here could stand up to the same scrutiny…not many is my guess.
I don’t think that hayden at all. goodle him and look at the pictures face doesnt even look close. i think someone is confused
I’m going to say it: I don’t think he is a bad actor. I think the star wars dialogue would make anyone look bad (look what it did to Natalie Portman). Check him out in a movie called “shattered glass” before you write him off. Also, that pic is anything but flattering. I’m just saying.
YES. I fell in love with Hayden during Episode 3. And his acting isn’t bad, it just the fact Lucas really shat all over the dialogue for 2 and 3. Btw….Hayden wasn’t in Episode 1. 1 was released in 99, and 2 in 02. He couldn’t go from 10 year old kid to full blown adult in 3 years.
Technically, he was not in Episode 1. Only 2 & 3
Maybe if he was wearing the Darth Vader helmet. LOL
I don’t think that is him either. Hayden is a good looking guy and this fellow doesn’t have Hayden’s bone structure at all.
If he was just another guy looking to hook up on Manhunt, all of you guys would be standing in line for a piece of it!
I will defend him here. Number 1 that is a terrible photo. Number 2 his acting is not that bad. George Lucas does not really understand things like “dialogue” and “human emotion.” He even made Natalie Portman seem like a terrible actress. Look up better pictures then go ahead and decide.
Absolutely. I think he looks hot there. I’ve never understood the tanning fad.
I’d totally fuck him, even if he is a horrible actor.
And he was only in episodes 2 and 3, get your shit together.
And 3 was actually a fantastic movie.
I love body types like this.
So unrefined, yet still attractive, in my opinion.
Natural is hot.
that doesn’t look like Hayden Christensen at all…
I agree NOT HIM !!! He did a GQ cover about 3 or 4 years ago & that is not him …..
I … have.
I would, hes cute, and for once a celeb looks “real” – gays are FAR to obsessed with abs, hes not obese hes just cute-average. And in todays society i think we need more of that in hollywood and in porn. This obsession with “gym bodies” is one of the main problems with gay society as a whole.
I, for one applaud him. And who are we to say he needs to “cancer” his skin by fake and baking, and give up time for meaningful things like studies, family or reading (in his case maybe acting lessons, he sure needs those) to spend at the gym.
it is him..just google “hayden christensen beach” and you’ll find several similar photos of him. sometimes people take breaks from their fitness regimen, maybe he’s working on a project or just taking plain tired. i know i took a winter break from the gym and packed on 15lbs in no time, it happens.
ummm not in this picture. Where is the Hayden from Episode 2 and Jumper? The chisled, impish guy with the smile that could melt my heart and make my nether-regions flutter? This Hayden is doughy, hairy, and…well…let’s be honest—kind of gross.