Would You Hit That?: Chet Haze (aka Tom Hanks’ Son)

This reeks of “Popazao”. This is “rapper” Chet Haze. His dad is really famous as the guy from Bosom Buddies, and this INSANE flick from the early 80s called Mazes and Monsters. For those of you who are ovums, there was this whole big deal in the 1980s where parents in the Midwest were complaining that Dungeons & Dragons turned kids into Satanists, as opposed to just mouth-breathers (note – I played D&D voraciously as a kid).

Chet Haze (true name Chester Hanks) is Tom Hanks’ son with his second wife. He busts rhymes, and rolls deep. Buzzfeed posted some shirtless pics of him today. Spoiler alert – I’d fuck him. He’s got a nice body, and if we ever need a car payment – dad is Hollywood royalty. Howabout you? Check out more pics and vote after the jump.

– J. Harvey (via Buzzfeed)


26 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Chet Haze (aka Tom Hanks’ Son)

  1. There’s no way that guy came from Tom Hanks genetic pool, what’s the name of the other guy who is an actor, also son of Tom?? That one is the exact copy of his father.

  2. Why the hate?? I’d fuck him twice in the night and again the following morning before he goes back to daddy. The little fucker is hot. I don’t care if he raps, all that is important here are his bj skills and his ass.

  3. That is one helluva sexy dreamboat man; love the muscles and the handsome face!!
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  4. I wouldn’t kick him outta bed for eating crackers… though  I’d rather have sexy fun time with Tom’s cuter son, Colin 😉

  5. I completely agree.   There should have been an option for Colin who has that geeky charm to him.  

  6. Well the “this is for the ladies” stuff is a little suspect, and he can be a rapper cause his dad can buy him a record deal just like Will Smith bought his kids record deals aand movie roles

  7. i wouldn’t kick him out of bed unless he wanted to fuck on the floor  🙂   and twice on Sunday 

  8.  I don’t know why, but I just had a good laugh at this. Imagining having sex and all of a sudden some guy starts rapping about how he’s banging you and how you swallow so deep. I’d be creeped out and laugh my ass off.

  9.  I don’t know why, but I just had a good laugh at this. Imagining having sex and all of a sudden some guy starts rapping about how he’s banging you and how you swallow so deep. I’d be creeped out and laugh my ass off.

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