Would You Hit That?: Casper Smart

Those of you who consume US Weekly and watch shit like The Insider already know this, but for the rest of you – Jennifer Lopez is minus one pallid husband. Because celebrities need to constantly keep themselves in the public eye and have everyone guessing as to who they’re fucking, J.LO has already settled her gigantic humps on a new man. Casper Smart is a professional dancer who’s appeared on Glee and in Honey 2 (direct-to-DVD, *sad-face*) and is supposedly J.LO’s new Louis Vuitton bag carrier. I like it. The accessories are a little much but the body is there and he’s got a cute face when he avoids smiling.

There is no way in hell this young pup is going to last more than maybe three months. But we salute him for trying to tackle that ass. And that ego.

Would you get with Casper the friendly back-up dancer? Vote after the jump!

– J. Harvey




509 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Casper Smart

  1. once again, all the vicious little venomous queens come out of the woodwork – your envy over this boy is just too transparent – come on, cut the guy some slack.

  2. The question was “Would you HIT that?” not “Would you marry that”. Hell yeah I would hit that, and then make him breakfast, then send him home to his mommy J Lo. lol 🙂 

  3. He looks like a little bit of rough trade.   I have no objection to using him and making him understand what a man has.

  4. He looks like a dopey illegitimate child of Steven Tyler in the blue-streaked hair picture. His body is beautiful, but his face leaves a lot to be desired. I wouldn’t touch him, and JLo could do much better. 

  5. Casper Smart you are so goodlooking and so handsom, pitty that i not live nearby you!! lots, lots of very, very nice Dutch Kisses… from Egbert Beekman in The Hague within The Netherlands do have a awesome week… and a awesome coming weekend… 😉 🙂 🙂 i just love you Casper i realy do

  6. FUCKED A HARTFORD BALLET DANCER ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO, REAL PIG IN THE SACK TOOK MY THICK DICK LIKE A CHAMP COULD NOT GET ENOUGH FUCKED HIM 7 WAYS TO SUNDAY IN THE BLISTERING HEAT OF HIS HARTFORD APT WITH NO A/C. AND BEST PART WAS HE WOULD GO BACK AND FORTH ASS TO DICK TO ASS TO DICK ETC.

    TALK ABOUT A COCK AND CUM WHORE BENT HIM UP DOWN AND ALL THE WAY AROUND!!!

  7. AND THIS FUCKING PUNK.. HIS GOT GREAT COCKSUCKING LIPS WAS BORN FOR THAT

    HOT DAMN LET ME TRY EM OUT!!!!!!!!!!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.