Is there anyone on this planet who actually wants to see Killers? From the looks of the trailer, this movie doesn’t have much beyond a few shirtless scenes with Ashton Kutcher. And if you’re not really into him, there’s no way in hell that it’d be worth the price of a ticket!
But let’s consider a scenario for a moment. What if Ashton offered a blowjob (or more) to anyone who sat through the whole film? Would you redeem your ticket stub for a chance to grab onto his man-bangs and shove his face down? In other words… would you hit that?
– Dewitt
To vote on whether you’d hit that, follow the JUMP:
I would have said no a few years ago, but he has turned out really fine!
Ugh… cannot STAND him! I don’t think he’s remotely attractive, even though I usually go for the trim, toned, smooth guys.
He seems like he would give lousy head. Pretty to look at but worthless in the sack.
I would indeed and he could use his tool to drill out my tight hole … he doesn’t have to be good at head if I am giving him his
he’s attractive but he’s such a fucking douche. he’s a libertarian who can barely get acting work, so basically no.
and nikon commercials don’t count.
For those of you who said no, that means more for me…Kutcher’s definately a cutey…Get him drunk when Demi’s not around and see how much fun I could have with him.
what a hot iowan boy!!!
Nope…he looks better now, bod wise, but NOPE…Demi can have him…
he looked better before he bulked up — and what’s with the shaving? He looked good in Butterfly Effect!
Plus, the Justin Bieber haircut? Seriously?
no bloody way in the universe! Even if he was the last man left on the planet other than me . . . .
I wouldn’t f*** him with Demi’s dick.
But Daddycentaur and I need to talk! 😉
He’s a pretty lame actor…and I know ’cause I keep buying his DVDs…but he is way sexy in my opinion, and I’d let him do whatever he wanted to me for as long as he could. His last flick called “Spread” sure did suck, though. He looks like he ought to be really hung, but I kinda think maybe he isn’t.
i’ve actually had a dream about a 3 way with him and Ryan Reynolds, that was hot
I am probably judging based on his characters. He *IS* physically attractive. A roll of duct tape over the mouth would help a lot.
Did anyone see what a nice package he has going when he did the SNL opening in his tighty whiteys? He’s packin.
ashton and i share the same bday!
wooooohoo
and oh yeah, id do him
Ashton started a non profit that provide nets 4 helping to stop the spread of malaria in Africa ( do not remember what Country ) . Malaria primarily carried by mosquitoes ( eradicated in the western world decades ago )is Killing 10’s of THOUSANDS of People every year. These nets R saving lives because People Rable 2 protect themselves against the spread of malaria. All of U Ashton haters GET OVER IT ! Ashton is always going 2 be prettier than U & yes I would FUCK his pretty ass N a heart beat !!!
I ment 2 say 10’s of thousand of People every year ( in Africa ) also it should have read R able 2 protect themselve …..
@Chiron…What would you like to talk about?
i voted yes, but this tool is BEYOND douchery! i’d fuck him as long as he didn’t talk, how bout that? does that still count as a yes?
He’s hot as hell, but w/ that personality, I just can’t do it!
I wouldn’t turn him down…it would have been a flat-out “yes” if “Punk’d” never made me abhorrently sick of him.
YES! YES! YES!
Russ, I like where you’re headed, him and ryan… mmmm!!!!!!!
Can someone tell me about his personality – we don’t see that much of him in Oz, is he really a douche ?
….Michael
Definitely would do him. He just have to shower first and watch Demi Moore off him :p!
Somebody should hit him up on twitter and tell him about this poll if he hasn’t found out already and get his reaction.
@Daddycentaur a presumed intreat in centaurs?
@Chiron, I always took daddycentaur’s name to mean he was a man hung like a horse… However, I’ve always wanted to talk to him as well! He intrigues me for some reason!
Oh. And as far as Ashton… Maturity is a huge issue here. I think he needs to grow up a lot. Talked to a friend who was a therapist out in Hollywood. Said those people are one messed up bunch of crazies! I don’t care how hot they are. No thanks.
Maybe I AM a man hung like a horse and I do kinda have an interest in Centaurs…then again, my tag may have a deeper meaning.
I used to Butler and a 4 star hotel, after he stayed there to shoot a made for TV movie, don’t think this man is 100% straight. Plus after he was gone I know for a fact two years later the incense he burnt to cover his pot smoking still was evident in the suite.
This guy is a LOOSER!
Well.. So much for the intrigue…
@daddycentaur Exactly my point.
If you’re on Twitter, I’m Chiron1 over there. DM me
Hell yeah! Cutest closet-case out there!!!
Can’t wait to see this movie.
Hell yea! I think he’s sexy. I love his feet too. I’d cum all over them and have him fuck me from behind. Then I’ll suck his cock clean.