Would You Hit It?: Bam Margera

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A blast from the mid-2000s past! Bam Margera is one of the dingy skate vermin that made up the Jackass cretins. They hit it big doing disgusting and/or potentially life-threatening stunts and even got a couple of movies out of the deal. We salute their hustle.

Bam was recently assaulted in the bedroom of his home by a 24-year-old female fan. She had broken in and climbed into his bed to hump on him. Now that’s a fan. The appropriately horrified Margera shoved the lady in question away and went to call 911. In response, the assuredly Avril Lavinge-looking home invader began masturbating on his bedroom floor. Sometimes fucking with a crazy person can be fun. And sometimes you hear the creepy violin music that signified Heath Ledger’s Joker was about to cut someone in the face and it’s time for her to leave.

Anyway, insanity and criminality aside, did Bam Margera’s break-in beauty have the right idea? Would you climb into his bed and jerk it for his entertainment? Tell us after the JUMP!

– J. Harvey

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755 thoughts on “Would You Hit It?: Bam Margera

  1. He does have a delicious ass..which he has chosen to brand and disfigure. A real hot pair of cheeks before he cock&balls branding iron was applied.

  2. He does have a delicious ass..which he has chosen to brand and disfigure. A real hot pair of cheeks before he cock&balls branding iron was applied.

  3. He does have a delicious ass..which he has chosen to brand and disfigure. A real hot pair of cheeks before he cock&balls branding iron was applied.

  4. He does have a delicious ass..which he has chosen to brand and disfigure. A real hot pair of cheeks before he cock&balls branding iron was applied.

  5. Well, Bam is my idea of a pretty boy.

    I’ll give you a moment to think that over.

    I like the rough and somewhat skater trying to copy the preppy look, but again, that’s my version of a pretty boy. Would I ever get serious with it: of course not. I’d break him more times then he tried to do it himself. Duck Tape is a wonderful item to have over ones mouth. =^.^=

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