You probably woke up this morning to the amusing news that gay clothing retailer (seriously, you’ve been to one of their stores, right?) Abercrombie & Fitch released a statement saying that they want Jersey Shore’s The Situation to STOP wearing their shit on the show. They feel that he “could cause significant damage” to their image and claim to have offered him money to avoid their over-priced gear. Don’t pinheads flock to their clothing? Isn’t that their deal?
Nevertheless, this obvious marketing ploy inspired today’s “Who Would You Rather?”. We were going to pit The Situation against A&F CEO Mike Jeffries but his medically-enhanced (?) face and obliviousness to his age scared the fuck out of us. Let’s just go with some A&F models from their summer 2011 collection. Lame store, but not going to say their models aren’t totally tap-worthy. Garrett Neff and Jeff Kline – which would would YOU pay to not wear ANY clothes?
– J. Harvey
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Garrett Neff
Jeff Kline
Isn’t Aberzombie and Bitch designed for loud mouthed idiots, without two brain cells to rub together, that think they are pretty but have very little actual worth as a person.
Right? Abs and Fitchers are the guys you bring to a party when you want to see self induced Greco-Roman style blood shed caused by a dare that didnt quite go far enough to kill them and 11 too many beers….
I must be the only male on the planet that wouldn’t go out with a A&B model if he begged. Give me a real man anyday.
Once again, could we please have a “none of the above” choice? Thank you.
Wow, the CEO looks as douchey and midlife-crisisey (don’t knock my madeup words) as I thought he would.
The models look pretty much like the same person, both hot, but entirely interchangeable.
Wait, that store is still opened? The only thing that place is good for is the half naked (sometimes fully naked) guys in their pictures. I didn’t know people shopped there past 11th grade.
What is wrong with his FACE?!!
Sounds like some guys are having issues with no longer being young enough to wear the clothes… I went with Jeff Kline. He’s hot no matter which way you suck…er… slice it….
OMG, the bitches are out today in every post! The original mission of Abercrombie was to serve the college guy and gal. That is why they created abercrombie (tweens) and Hollister (teens)…not to mention the brief post-college grad store Ruehl. I would lay you odds that these bitches are just angry that they are either too old or too fat to wear their stuff. And yes, here in DC you see plenty of 40-something gays that think they can still pull it off. Sad.
And yet there ARE some 40 year old guys that can and do pull it off…. I’ve seen them.
God dayum that CEO guy looks like SHIT! OMG..I wouldnt fuck him with Nathan Lane’s dick..UGH
For those older gays (MEN born before 1980), remember what A & F used to be?
It originally was an elite sporting and hunting goods store, later bought by Oshman’s, that once featured
full-size elephants, rhinos, jeeps, and all things safari! I had one of their orange and black zebra shopping bags, from clothes I had purchased at the Beverly Hills store. The bag finally fell apart. 🙁 Of course, this was during the era, when gay MEN had chest hair, big hairy balls, and looked like MEN, you’d want to have fuck you in a desert tent!
Now A & F, is catering to young gay twinkettes, who all want to look like a neutered Ken doll, w/o chest hair, small balls, and a pair of IPod earphones to hear Gaga all day, while attending a pool party.
So even though the CEO is worthy of having a sham pillow cover his face, give me a real MAN!
Said it before and will say it again…especially given this weeks contenders…your “who would you rather” features need a last choice “none of the above”. this weeks offerings…meh…
I ask this sincerely… If Garrett or Jeff approached you, would you turn them down? I’m not being a smart ass. I sincerely want to know.
The two models are cute and all, but I went with “The Situation”. I don’t watch that show, maybe if I did I would be turned off by him, but I like Italian guys and he’s got a really nice body.
It would not surprise me if the folks over at Webster dictionary ask the situation ( and rest of Snook & CO ) 2 refrain from using ( or attempting 2 pronounce ) any of the words that may appear in there dictionary LOL !!! Abercrombie & Fitch knows where the butter on there bread is coming from So naturally A&F would not want that STUPID situation 2 be wearing there clothes while making a very STUPID HOMOPHOBIC remark !!
he shouldnt be allowed to wear it i hate him he is stupid i love the show just not him
to expand on what Guest1 was saying: there are 20yr olds who CAN’T pull it off–I see so many fat kids who don’t realize how ridiculous they look squeezing their carcasses into A&F shirts!
I think this is a free country and if The Situation (I’ve never watched the show, so have no clue about him) wants to buy and wear the clothes, that’s his prerogative. At least, the last I knew, it was still free….
Ok my complete turn off on guys is guys wearing flip flops, real men wear boots
Lol Sounds like a bunch of fat old men whining that they can’t fit into Abercrombie clothes if they tried… The clothes there are great quality and often very reasonably priced, the store has a great marketing team and all of you fuckers are just jealous.
the word you are searching for and missing is “their” not “there” maybe you could use a dictionary.
i fell into this link from another page a few months too late. i used to work for this company and the ceo was definitely gay, but would never confirm. and as far as his pitiful looks, he had work done on everything, he even had chest implants. and hes a super creep, when he would greet male employees, he would shake their hand with his right hand and cop a feel of their bicep with his left hand.
It’s also A&F’s prerogative to offer Sitch a tonne of money so that he foregoes his prerogative to wear WHATEVER he wants