Woof Alert: Troy Webb

“Wearing only a beard, this baby bear grew up in rural Kentucky, the Smokey Mountains – home of Dolly Parton, surly rednecks and dueling banjos… When he’s not performing for Bareback That Hole (a site of exquisite subtlety), Troy can be found working in law and interpreting. How’s that for dynamic? He’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma and splattered with… well, just splattered!”

Rather than attempt to paraphrase Paragon Men‘s description of Troy Webb, I figured I’d just copy and paste a small excerpt. To add to their blurb, Troy’s also (allegedly) bisexual, more than bilingual and has done a scene or two with Lucas Entertainment.

Now you know everything you need to know about him!

However, if you’d like to know more about him, you could always rent him for a few hours and ask all the questions you want… Because that’s what people do when they buy time with a hairy, versatile man for a few hours, right? They ask questions, discuss the meaning of life, trade recipes and such, right? Right? Right?!?!

– Dewitt

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21 thoughts on “Woof Alert: Troy Webb

  1. what’s this talk about “renting” Troy? I paid only once to have sex with a guy, and found it very unsatisfying- if it isn’t free, it isn’t worth it. Any man who thinks he so much “all that” that there is a charge involved has some seriously deranged ideas about how good he actually is… besides the fact that it would be considered prostitution, which is still illegal almost everywhere except Nevada. I am surprised that this site would even suggest such a thing, much less encourage it.

  2. Wow, that’s a lot of self-righteous indignation and ignorant generalization wrapped up in one little paragraph, Randy. It would almost be impressive if it weren’t for the overwhelming stench of sour grapes.

  3. I disagree if you want a porn star experience then sometimes you need to pay for it.  Let me tell you it is worth it especially if you knew the porn star.

  4. I hate to be nit picky with Paragon Men, but the Smokey Mountains and Dolly Parton are in Tennessee, not Kentucky.

  5. Just fucking hot – imagine getting rimmed by him; a lovely thick cock, and would like a crack at his ass too.   Yes, I’ll go with a million times yes.

  6. Wow! I guess you should have told the ONE GUY you rented that he was going to represent EVERY escort out there. I’ll bet he would have tried harder.  I ate a hamburger once and got food poisoning so I guess that means every hamburger out there is problematic…unless it’s free of course. That’s ALWAYS satisfying. It’s also good to know that every sexual encounter you’ve ever had that was free was satisfying. Lucky you.  My guess is that no matter what the guy you rented did, your judgmental attitude would have prevented you from enjoying it at all.

  7.  I’m sure they did.  As a native Kentuckian we never want to be confused with Tennessee.

  8. I have no idea.  Perhaps the same reason why you insist on torturing the rest of us with your snotty, inane comments?

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