Was 2012 the year of the muscle bear? You might get that impression after scrolling through our round-up of the year’s top ten Woof Alert posts. Even though we showed a ton of love for scruffy otters and big boys with attitude in our weekly showcase of hirsute men, more than half of today’s selections lean toward beefiness, definition and DILF factor.
In the end, who was the hottest hairy man of 2012? Was it thickly-built bottom Jeff Stronger? Bodybuilder Bo Dixon in his lone hardcore gay porn role? Jock fucker Marco Bolt, along with his boyfriend Blake Randolph? And while we’re talking, which insanely hot silver daddy was more popular than all ten of the men on this list?
Don’t delay for one more second! Find out now.
Click through to see this year’s hottest hairy men:
10. BO DIXON:
We wrote: “Today’s Woof Alert acts as both a follow-up to this morning’s contest post and an ode to Bo Dixon’s massive, hairy body. If we’re being entirely honest, it drives me crazy that this is Bo’s only time fucking another guy on camera. He’s such a spectacularly rare specimen, unlike any individual who’s currently doing gay porn… And, gosh, the man knows how to fuck. He makes my hole twitch with every single thrust.”
9. DAVID COLIN ONZE:
We wrote: “David Colin Onze is a photographer who posts splendid self-portraits on his Facebook and Tumblr pages. He’s equipped with a fantastically hairy torso, a thick beard, kissable lips, lickable pits and nipples that need to get in my mouth immediately.”
We wrote: “You might remember Marco (above left) from his various scenes for OnTheHunt. He had a brief stint as ‘Marco Bolt‘ on Bear Films, and perhaps most importantly, he was featured in one of my favorite OnTheHunt clips of all time… Much to my delight, the OTH casting director invited Marco back for their latest shoot, and he brought along his equally-hot boyfriend Blake for the ride! In yet another scene directed by the Maverick Men.”
7. ANTHONY LONDON:
We wrote: “Anthony London first came to our attention when he filled in as the ‘token daddy’ on Jake Cruise… When we caught a glimpse of this photo set from Club Inferno Dungeon, we jumped at the chance to include Anthony in our Woof Alert series. Look at him! He is the absolute definition of DILF… And did we mention that he’s a hero?”
6. JEFF STRONGER:
We wrote: “If you were strolling through the hardware store and spotted Jeff Stronger across from you, it might not occur to you that this rugged, burly fellow likes to take it up the ass. Truth be told, I was taken aback when I scrolled through this photo set and saw him spreading his beefy cheeks, bending over a patio table and taking a huge load of jizz on his fine, scruffy face… I was taken aback in a good way. A very good way.”
We wrote: “According to an older bio on New York Straight Men, those ten magical words (‘Come back at closing time, and be prepared to swallow’) were once uttered to one of Tony‘s horny customers. It was the first time he had ever received head from another man, and it appears that he’s never been able to stop since then. This is his eleventh or twelfth appearance on NYSM. And judging by the way his eyes are rolling in the back of his head, he’s not just there for a quick paycheck…”
We wrote: “Patrick possesses the perfect combination of rugged, mature and totally bad-ass. I want to get sweaty with him and then take a nap atop his salt & pepper chest hair. And then I want to get sweaty again! Most importantly, I just want him to bury that thick beard in my crotch and tickle my balls with his whiskers. Also, I want a billion rimjobs from him… Is that so much to ask for?”
We wrote: “These days, Jake Cruise has been spending more time off camera on his site, allowing younger ‘daddies’ like Adam Russo, Brad Kalvo, Anthony London, Arpad Miklos and Bronson Gates to step in on the action. For better or worse, however, he still hasn’t given up on being the dirty old man we’ve all come to love and/or hate.
“You’ve got to respect the man’s sexual appetite, right? When your pubes start going to gray (if they haven’t already), are you just going to stop sucking dick, licking butt and getting fucked altogether? No!
“While you may not be choosing to do it on camera, give the man a break! His throat is deeper than the Atlantic Ocean, and he continues to put it down in the bedroom. Doesn’t he deserve to indulge in a healthy dose of exhibitionism? Yes. The answer is just plain ‘yes’.”
2. BRUNO KNIGHT:
We wrote: “Truth be told, we haven’t shown Bruno Knight anywhere near enough love on this blog. We know, we know! Our promise to include more ‘heftiness and true bearish beauty’ in this year’s Woof Alerts still stands, but we had to break the rules for this breathtaking, hirsute muscleman.”
We wrote: “There was another subject slated for this week’s Woof Alert, until I spotted demolition dude Archer on The Guy Site. He’s got that “normal guy” appeal, with his fuzzy torso, beautiful blue eyes and a dash of gray hair sprinkled in his goatee. Plus, he’s wearing a cowboy hat… Then, of course, there’s Maxx Drakos! He’s not a cowboy in any way, shape or form, but he was allegedly referred to the site by someone named ‘Bronson’. We have a hunch about who that might be.”
Though his post was published in March of 2011, gay porn’s silver fox Allen Silver was technically the most popular Woof Alert subject of 2012. He was joined in the top five by Dodger Wolf and Rocky LaBarre, whose posts were both published in 2010.