Woof Alert: Jeff Saturday

It's tickles my pickle that Jeff Saturday helped the Indianapolis Colts beat the Chicago Bears in Super Bowl XLI. Why? Because he's such an adorable bear himself! Not only was he part of the Colts' second Super Bowl victory in NFL history, but he also looked damn good working the field. And did I mention that he was born and raised in Georgia? You know I love my southern hospitality.

I can't even begin to tell you what I'd do in bed with this guy. And I mean that quite literally. I'd have absolutely no clue what I'd want to do with him. With that 6' 3" and 340-pound muscular frame, I can easily imagine him picking me up and plowing me mid-air. He could throw me around, spank my ass and do whatever the hell he wanted to me. Hell, I'd even give up topping forever if it meant marrying him and getting that dick every night.

On the other hand, there's nothing I love more than dominating a guy who's more than twice my size. I'd kill to lick down his thick thighs until I got a taste of that hairy hole. Then I can just imagine fucking him in various positions, as he winces in that "it kind of hurts but feels so good" way. He's a football player, after all–so you know he can take it like a man.

Then again, why choose between topping or bottoming? We could just flip-fuck all night long. If I could find a guy like this, I might even consider monogamy! Of course, does it still count as monogamy if he invites his equally beefy friends over for a gangbang? Guess not…

– Dewitt

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(Okay, so he's talking about God here… but listen to that sexy accent!)