Guy Rogers doesn’t believe in labeling his sexuality, but he does believe in shoving dildos deep into his magnificently hairy arse. I’m using the word “arse”, because Guy’s a newcomer on gay porn site Hard Brit Lads. This might leave some of you wondering, “So if he’s British, why does he have an American accent?”
To which we reply: “Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they have an American accent!”
And then we realize that Mean Girls references are so 2004 and provide the actual reason, courtesy of the source itself: “He was born in (the) USA to British parents and has lived here for about ten years, but still has a bit of an American accent.”
Wow! That’s a great explanation and all, but have we seriously spent that much time talking about Guy’s accent? He is a hirsute sex god, for cock’s sake! We should be talking about riding his cock until we bust a load on his furry stomach, or maybe even drilling his hole until he busts a load on his furry stomach. There are so many options. And we should really be talking about them.
So, uh, talk amongst yourselves. I’ll be somewhere else jerking off.
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