Will Smith Would Prefer To Keep His Kissing Of Dudes On The DL

I kid. Will Smith is totally straight.

*crickets*.

Actually, I might also smack a bitch if they thrust their lips on me without permission. Unless it was Vinny Castillo. He can do whatever he wants with me, and then not use a coaster when he puts his beer down on my coffee table. Dude is boss.

Will Smith was at the Moscow premiere of Men In Black 3 (*side-eye* at Hollywood for that one) and encountered some intimacy. A Ukranian reporter known for his schtick of planting kisses on unsuspecting celebs struck. The Fresh Prince was not feeling the man-on-man action so he pushed the man and then gave him a little backhand to the mug.

Let me Zapruder this shit. My analysis of the situation is that Will got a little panicky because the Ukranian Kissing Bandit was unwittingly on to something. It’s like when you think you have a sub-standard dick and someone pantses you. Whether it’s true or not, you THINK it’s true and now it’s been revealed to the world. No, I am not speaking from experience. Asshole.

Or Will didn’t want some happy asshole stinking of cheap vodka and borscht up in his grille. You decide!

– J. Harvey

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28 thoughts on “Will Smith Would Prefer To Keep His Kissing Of Dudes On The DL

  1. Aaaaannnddd .  .  . the slap heard ’round the world, lol.  Will needs to chill, lol.

  2. If this dude try this stunt on Jada, everyone would expect her to slap the sh-t out of him. Why shouldn’t Will do the same?

  3. I blame the local PR people.  If this guy is known for doing this and they saw him there, they should have warned Will Smith so he was prepared and could have acted more graciously.  The way it went down, he kind of looked like the prick, which is unfortunate since this guy was out of line.  

  4. the guy was totally out of line, Will Smith just did what any guy would do,  and Will just gave him a little back hand

  5. No really, I see this and the smack as a joke. Why the heck blown everyting out of proportion? If WS slap the bloke and he fell down or something violant, yes then different story BUT please, it was fun and I think the reporter saw it that way to!!

  6. Mr. Smith looked and sounded just a bit TOO defensive for me. It almost seemed that he actually thought that if he didn’t do something overly butch folks might begin to think he was a little light in the loafers, as Archie Bunker would say. I have always felt he was just a little too full of himself- it is fine to know that folks think you are attractive, and to actually think so yourself, but to feel it necessary to make it clear to others that you know how attractive they think you are, and that you agree,  is just plain vanity and narcissism.

  7. I’ve taken a look at a couple of different video records of the event and checked out the still photos… the one thing that doesn’t ring true is that Mr. Smith is ranting that “dude tried to kiss me on the lips” but what I see is a fairly common European practice of kissing both cheeks (on his FACE people!). I think Will Smith overreacted.

  8. yeah, i hadn’t seen the very end of that where will smith immediately starts laughing about it. it he obviously took it as an invasion of his space–which it was–but he didn’t rant about it. yeah, and i don’t think dude was trying to give him the “european”. he was trying to kiss all across will’s face and mouth. that guy would have gotten a slap from anyone.

    and maybe this is the wrong conversation to start, but isn’t the whole “look how funny it is to kiss guys” thing a little played out? is that still even funny?

  9. I would had beat the shit of the cheap reporter. Def his mother didn’t teach him some life lessons on how to respect other people.

  10. I don’t blame Will, I would have slapped the shit out of the dude myself.  It’s 1 thing to hug a celebrity, but to try to kiss them and they don’t know you, “that’s not good”.

  11. i like will smith, i think he’s really hot.  but he’s always seemed a bit homophobic….remember in six degrees of separation when he’s supposed to kiss anthony michael hall’s character?  they did it in such a way that it looks like they’re kissing but in fact it was just a camera trick.  he’s even talked about it before.  i dunno…..

  12. I don’t blame Mr. Smith either. I will, however, be surprised if he is not slapped with an assault charge. You all know how sue happy people are these days…

  13. it didn’t look like the reporter was deliberately trying to kiss him on the mouth!  europeans have a more liberal outlook to affections anyways. and please, smith is an ACTOR! he should be used to all sorts of situations and cool without being physical. tat said, never liked this smith, as an actor or as a person.

  14. I’m glad someone mentioned this incident. Will Smith signed his contract and agreed to do the scene as written, with a full on kiss. Allegedly Denzel Washington (who I consider a hack actor, at best) allegedly called Smith to tell him that a black man could not be seen kissing another man on screen. So Smith reneged on his agreement. I would have fired him: after all, he did know what he was getting into.

  15. Am I the only one who thinks this looks completely set up? Huge publicity stunt in my opinion!

  16. If someone kissed me and I didn’t want them to, I’d smack them too. If gay guys can fend off unwanted advances, why can’t Will Smith do it without his sexuality being called into question?

  17. People are ridiculous.  Why does any of this have some “deeper meaning” like he doesn’t want to be viewed as gay, or that maybe he IS gay?  If some chick lunged at me like that, she’d be lucky if I didn’t bust her in the chops.  Furthermore, I likely wouldn’t appreciate it if some random guy did that to me out in public, either.  😐  It’s not about sexuality; it’s about a simple invasion of personal space.

  18. It was revealed in the making of six degrees of separation that Will Smith is a homophobic fuck. I never did like his I m all that and  and a cargo of diamonds attitude . Maybe the reporter was playing up those homophobic rumors. I say Will got a taste of medicine, so I say thumbs up to that reporter. He s also a scientologist, which makes him a crazy fuck. I don t want Will to be gay or bi. Just keep his his pompous ass on the breeder side of the fence. SCHWING! And J., don t you ever let someone put a beer on your coffee table w/out a coaster. We do not mistreat our furniture, it s the rules.

  19. What gives someone the right to do something so unexpected I would have SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM ALSO !!!!

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