Why?

The boys of One Direction have close to zero sex appeal for me. The music of One Direction has close to zero appeal for me. Yet, with that said, I consistently see grown men dorking out about these five singing, dancing twinks from the other side of the pond.

Now, I’m not trying to be a bitch, but… Why?

– Dewitt

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17 thoughts on “Why?

  1. I’ve never heard of them… Are some, or all of them, actually bi or gay, or are they just really, really secure in their masculinity to be so touchy-touchy with each other. And yah, maybe if they were 10-15 years older, I could see the appeal. They are perfect for the Next edition of Tiger Beat, though

  2. I have the same question about their sexuality. Either way, their physicality with each other is kind of cute, even though I also do not see the appeal for adults.

  3. Didnt you post a dick pic of one a while back?  That’s about all I recall of them…

  4. Since str8 clubs in England are pretty much filled with every persuasion now, it’s not unusual to see a str8 man getting hit on by an obviously gay guy and being very pleased with the attention even though absolutely nothing is going to happen…….   I know it sounds typically European but this whole gay/str8 thing in England is pretty much a non-issue.   Of course you have your homophobes, but gay/str8 is met with a collective yawn…..

  5. Regardless of their sexuality, all that homoerotic shit is scripted. They’re a Simon Cowell creation and are practically devoid of any talent at all…so they have to do something to make them appeal to their target audience. Gay and Bi is the new ‘thing’ amongst enlightened modern hip people.

  6. Doest matter if they are gay,bi or straight! They are cute togeyther and seem like each other.  Gay man are so sick!!!

  7. theyre straight, shit and talentless, and in the UK we were stuck with them on X factor last year, and they didnt win. they didnt come second. They came THIRD… and were  B O L L O C K S but Simon cowell did them all so he is still trying to milk their penises out

  8. I like the outfits of the guys in first row at 0:09.
    This is clearly relevant to all conversations above.

  9. I’m not into the young looking types personally, but I can totally see the fascination. They’re adorable and British, a winning combo to some. I’d rather do the Wanted, if I just HAD to have sex with a boy band from across the pond, however. 

    Got my eyes on that Max fella. Everyone else back off. 

  10. They are a Pop group. So I mean hardly any of that music is anything.  But For what they are (a pop group) I think they’re good. They could be talking about a whole bunch of sex constantly like every other song these days but they don’t, so I approve.

    About their looks. I think they’re adorable but yea they’re young, everyone doesn’t automatically mature and grow tons of muscle right after high school so could we please drop the “how old they look” thing. Ofcourse you guys don’t get the appeal, its targeted toward 13 year old girls (and homosexuals who haven’t figured out their gay yet) who scream about anyone who sings and has hair that flips. I mean …come on.

  11. Sorry they just don’t do it for me…..Check out Westlife  for more appeal. Been together for 14 years longest boy band from ireland Hot and one of them is gay.

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