Why Doesn’t This Ever Happen In Boston?

That’s what my cubicle neighbor asked as we watched this. He wasn’t talking about the song, cuz’ – yikes. He was talking about three gay porn stars walking down the street as naked as possible while filming a music video. San Francisco has seen it all because barely anyone whips out their phone to tape this. “Wow, cock. Oh, here’s my MUNI bus.”

Titan star Jessy Ares’ single is called “Pornstar”, and he’s singing about what he knows. He’s accompanied by the equally fine (and somewhat sheepish-looking) Hunter Marx and Aymeric Deville. This ain’t a Beyonce joint, but we salute Jesse & crew for their DIY ethic. And we commend whatever Pride event let Jessy (iTunes name –Arestirado) utilize their stage after everyone went home. It’s a community effort, y’all.

Word is you can walk down the Castro in San Francisco with your junk out and it’s A-OK. A PSA though – the citizens of the Castro ask you to hold off on that unless you look like these guys.

– J. Harvey

To watch the “Pornstar” video, Follow the JUMP:

22 thoughts on “Why Doesn’t This Ever Happen In Boston?

  1. I’m with JD there… that was just bad…. bad tuning effects, bad dancing, bad lyrics… and now my retinas are scarred

  2. hot bodies men perhaps, but probably one of the naffest music videos ever made. Was this really made recently? And the guy behind, without the cap, really has no-one idea what is going on. Simply appalling. No wit and no artistry. Not even sexy. Sorry. Like so many gay films, just because there is a gay theme, it seems the standards can drop.

  3. Yes, it’s true you can be in the Castro with your junk out. However, most of the people who do so are the people who you don’t want to see naked.

  4. I am speecless… 😛 about he guy to the left! He totally looks like he is unaware of whats going on! Look at his face! LOL!

  5. i thought the legal in SF question was settled as a yah. But to all the places where nude in public is illegal – well hurrah for the temptations and the true
    fun play and adventure.

    A good time, worth the watch, creativity, 3/5 and that’s good enough. I would watch out for him. Great vocal ability but it’s a question of more challenging lyrics and melody. It fits a groove, it’s fun, sassy,
    and it’s unique.

    A pornstar that can sing – well! OKAY – bring him on. Loved it. thanks for posting it. Now can I be a fluffer in the next production of his future videos?

    That’s free, I come with my own salary – work for the devotion to the ‘arts’ that runs through my body like fire!

    And I’m a great film tech aid person.
    Ten films, 23 tv movies, 5 music videos, and 28 student videos with film schools.

    So I come with credentials and lust.

    MMMM Sugar!

  6. Well the video is a bit tragic. No one looks sexy walking around the street with their pants half way down below their knees.  Although good on him for being willing to walk around San Fran naked in the streets on a non Folsom or Pride weekend day. I’m sure the track will play well in the clubs.

  7. I figured I’d add a positive comment here.  The song isn’t that bad, honestly.  And he isn’t exactly unattractive to watch.  I don’t see why people complain.

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