On any other day, I would erupt copious amounts of jizz over the following combination of things: speedos, group sex, outdoor photo shoots, great butts, flexible men, poolside sex, Adam Killian, Trenton Ducati, Jessie Colter and (apparently) Hans Berlin.
So what’s wrong with this fivesome from Jizz Orgy?
I don’t necessarily hate it—as the title of this post would suggest—but there’s something about it that just doesn’t work for me. I’ve watched the trailer over and over, hoping to find something redeeming that’d convince me to watch the full scene… And yet I’m still left here, limp and disappointed.
What could possibly be the problem?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jizz Orgy
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For me it looks too contrived. Orgy’s are hot when they arent scripted and allowed to just really go for it. I mean one pic looks like a freaking cheerleading pyramid.
For me it looks too contrived. Orgy’s are hot when they arent scripted and allowed to just really go for it. I mean one pic looks like a freaking cheerleading pyramid.
For me it looks too contrived. Orgy’s are hot when they arent scripted and allowed to just really go for it. I mean one pic looks like a freaking cheerleading pyramid.
For me it looks too contrived. Orgy’s are hot when they arent scripted and allowed to just really go for it. I mean one pic looks like a freaking cheerleading pyramid.
While orgies don’t necessariy tickle my fancy, I do appreciate the symmetry…
While orgies don’t necessariy tickle my fancy, I do appreciate the symmetry…
While orgies don’t necessariy tickle my fancy, I do appreciate the symmetry…
they are all too happy and gay. orgies to me are a little less smiles
they are all too happy and gay. orgies to me are a little less smiles
they are all too happy and gay. orgies to me are a little less smiles
It looks like a bad Vanilla Ice video!!!
I know what’s missing… Hair! Shaved guys are so unattractive!
What orgy? All I can see is the hotness that is Adam Killian.
What orgy? All I can see is the hotness that is Adam Killian.
Yep, way too staged… to the point that it doesn’t even look enjoyable
Yep, way too staged… to the point that it doesn’t even look enjoyable
Produced by Busby Berkley’s great grandson.
I totally felt the opposite.
it looks too staged and planned………………….. camera also needs to pull back some and let us see everyone at once more
it looks too staged and planned………………….. camera also needs to pull back some and let us see everyone at once more
The only thing that’s not hot about this scene is how much each of these guys love themselves.
Too scripted and one scene just reminds me of human centipede
Too scripted and one scene just reminds me of human centipede
Yup, it’s because it’s a new Vanilla Ice video . . . and they’re all in love with themselves. Hard to be an ‘orgy’ when you have 5 individual centres of attention . . . . and no one else matters.
Contrived positions and Adam Killian’s face ruin the orgy.
Too homo-geneous.
Its to “busy” idk. i dont like it either. Its like “Hey lets get together and fuck and be as fake as Rachael Ray”
I agree – way too contrived !!
Everything is too shaved, plucked and moisturized. Plus, I only like group sex when it’s gang bang style, one bottom and the rest tops.
it’s a little…um…symetrical. and nelly. there. i said it.
it’s a little…um…symetrical. and nelly. there. i said it.
for me its Treton. I dont find him attractive in any way. And Adam just looks old in this clip. But it could also just be a poorly edited clip. But probably not! hahahaha
for me its Treton. I dont find him attractive in any way. And Adam just looks old in this clip. But it could also just be a poorly edited clip. But probably not! hahahaha
causetrenton and adam dont get fucked!!!!
It’s just sexual antics.
It’s just sexual antics.
Looks so boring. All I’d want to do in that setting is take a run in the hills, not watch these guys or join in.
how did they photoshop all of that? …it looks photoshopped …
how did they photoshop all of that? …it looks photoshopped …
They’re all white.
They’re all white.
probably because it’s scripted, no real orgy has sex like this….also I think it’s because these guys might be hot but overdone in porn….can’t go to any website without seeing them…they’re over exposed and getting boring.
probably because it’s scripted, no real orgy has sex like this….also I think it’s because these guys might be hot but overdone in porn….can’t go to any website without seeing them…they’re over exposed and getting boring.
Looks like a trained animal act
Looks like a trained animal act
They’re having fun, not sex.. If you want to watch a bunch of frat boys fooling around playing poked-your-dick-buddy, go to the local campus no need to pay for a video where the amount of foundation exceeds the amount of jizz.
They’re having fun, not sex.. If you want to watch a bunch of frat boys fooling around playing poked-your-dick-buddy, go to the local campus no need to pay for a video where the amount of foundation exceeds the amount of jizz.
They’re having fun, not sex.. If you want to watch a bunch of frat boys fooling around playing poked-your-dick-buddy, go to the local campus no need to pay for a video where the amount of foundation exceeds the amount of jizz.
BIGOT!
I was expecting someone to say you hated it because you weren’t in it. LOL
Kind of staged but five hot hunky men are always a good thing. maybe we’re just jealous we’re not participating?
For one thing Adam Killian has that ridiculus porn star pouty come do me face on in all his scenes.You can just imagine the huge purse that falls out when he opens his mouth!
well it certainly doesn’t help that phil aubrey has some of the worst skin in the industry and adam killian always looks like he’s trying to hard to be sexy…which ironically is the opposite of sexy
well it certainly doesn’t help that phil aubrey has some of the worst skin in the industry and adam killian always looks like he’s trying to hard to be sexy…which ironically is the opposite of sexy
GE Kev nothing get pass U !!!
GE Kev nothing get pass U !!!
I hate when you cannot determine who is FUCKING who !
I hate when you cannot determine who is FUCKING who !
meh.
it looks so boring.
and so staged.
those poor guys weren’t allowed to just enjoy themselves (if that was their intention in the first place) and be natural.
i’ve never seen a more picturesque “orgy” before — that much is certain.
i mean the varying coördinated positions.
the only guy in the group i’m interested in is the one with the high-and-tight.
OMG! I was thinking the water part was totally Busby Berkley but I like your take.
Amen brother. I think that’s why I dislike orgy scenes (in general) so much. It just becomes on big blurr of asses, cocks, balls, and “porn faces”.
It certainly does make for some very interesting photo’s. Clearly someone had a checklist of their top 100 positions and they had to jam them all in. What a hot (sexy…the dudes are hot anyway) mess.
I guess my fag is showing but I was more taken with the surroundings and view LOL
It’s dusgusting because it continues to use the stereotype of gays being only hot, 20-somethings.
Yes, Dewitt (and JHarvey), I’m back, pricking at you consience.
It’s dusgusting because it continues to use the stereotype of gays being only hot, 20-somethings.
Yes, Dewitt (and JHarvey), I’m back, pricking at you consience.
the last time i went to a pool party orgy, we all went inside when the sun wasnt shining. it seems cloudy and not sunny. maybe its the weather
Probably the size of their dicks – not very, erm, blood rushing are they ..
Boring, and unattractive models
Um, Adam Killian is 37 years old, so your theory doesn’t really hold up on this one.
Dude! The pics are taken in such a way that they all look hot and erotic!
So the fucking dudes pose for these….