Why Can’t The Miami Dolphins Let Their Fans Be Sexy?

This is a goddamn travesty! Two enthusiastic Miami Dolphins fans were recently asked to leave a game due to their festive team speedos. What is wrong with people? Your team isn’t exactly a shining example of sportsmanship lately. These two are improving your image! Because they’re sexy. And bulgey. Wow. They must work out. And wax.

The pair refused to be cowed, so they took their packages to the parking lot and posed with other fans. Sources say that those speedos aren’t actually sold by the Dolphins’ organization. They’re homemade! You are a super-fan if you are making your own team speedos and wearing them proudly to games. You should be celebrated, not punished. Miami Dolphins security should be ashamed of themselves and be forced to attend some sort of hot guy sensitivity class.

Do you think these guys are a couple?

– J. Harvey

More pics of the greatest football fans ever below:

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13 thoughts on “Why Can’t The Miami Dolphins Let Their Fans Be Sexy?

  1. loving the bearded fella so pretty………….also they are covered why kick em out thats just stupid, if they were nude streaking the game ok then that wud be hot/bad so i gess then kick em out but speedos……does this mean we can expect he swim teams to be kicked out at the next olympics?

  2. The guys are not bad and if the bearded guy where to shave he would be really hot but I think I am in the minority on this one but the speedos are in appropriate after all they are not at the beach !!!

  3. Okay, dude with the beard is welcome to cheer me on any time, any day, doing ANY THING. I don’t care if I’m just checking the mail, if he wants to wear a speedo and cheer, then by god, I AM GOING TO LET HIM CHEER.

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