Who Would You Rather?: The Men Of “Prometheus”

While sitting in the theater waiting for that movie that burned down Hollywood with how well it did to start (I won’t cause you to scream and yank tufts of hair out of your head by naming it), one of my friends sitting beside me had a seizure. It was a fanboy joy seizure, not the scary kind. What caused this? The trailer for director Ridley Scott’s Prometheus! It looks AMAZING (if you’re into gorgeously shot sci-fi/thriller/horror flicks) and it’s reportedly the prequel to the Alien flicks. Cool!

In even COOLER news, Ridley cast some hot pieces of actor ass in his movie. Hot pieces of actor ass like Michael Fassbender, Idris Elba, and Logan Marshall-Green.

You’re on a big ole’ ship in space, and one of your dumb crew members hasn’t gone and gotten infected by an alien presence yet. It’s so boring! Which of the following do you sex on to pass the time before the screaming starts?

– J. Harvey

For more pics, and to vote – Follow the JUMP:

Michael Fassbender

Idris Elba

Logan Marshall-Green


51 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: The Men Of “Prometheus”

  1. OK, ill finally say it. i dont think michael fassbender is attractive. sure, id take his blessed meat, but the rest of him doesnt really do anything for me. this logan marshall-green guy looks like hed let me do anything i want to him and im into it. idris elba on the other hand can do anything he wants to me.

  2. Don’t make me choose. I mean, first gut reaction would be Fassbender. But I love me some Idris Elba. 

  3. Logan Marshall-Green, who reminds me so much of Tom Hardy. Damn, could you imagine how much Hollywood would burn if they filmed a love scene?

  4. I didn’t pay any attention, but holy hell, he really does bear a striking resemblance to Tom Hardy. 

  5. What about Patrick Wilson?  Preferably on one side while Michael Fassbender  has a go from the other side.

  6.   Idris Elba all the way!! I love that man, wish there were nude shot of him.

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