Who Would You Rather?: Superman Edition

Brandon Routh, Dean Cain, Superman, Tom Welling, Lois and Clark, bulge, aged well, celebrity, film, television, TV, superheroes

I'm pretty sure Dean Cain made me gay before I even knew it. I can remember watching commercials for Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, shocked that a man could be so fucking handsome. Um, and can I just mention that he's gotten even hotter over time? 

Though it'd probably be more appropriate to put Cain against Smallville hottie Tom Welling, I'm going to make an executive decision that he should compete against Brandon Routh. When photos of the Superman Returns star hit the net, it seemed like he immediately became a household name within the gay community. Perhaps it had something to do with that bulge?

– Dewitt

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12 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Superman Edition

  1. Where’s my both button … and each for different reasons. Enough whining from guys that want a neither button … I want a both or all button! Or make it a checkbox so I can pick and choose when more than 2 …

  2. you guys know they had to digitally shrink Brandon Routh’s package because it was distracting test audiences right?

  3. Should’ve put Tom Welling in the running.
    I live and breathe for that man, lol.
    Not really, but he is waaay hoter than these two..

  4. I’m glad you didn’t throw Tom Welling into the mix. Then I’d have had to vote for all three.

  5. Dewitt u should have had a 3 way between Dean,Tom,& Brandon > The 3 of them r SUPER ( punt intended ) FUCKING hot !!!
    BTW I voted 4 Dean just because he more in my age group………

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