Tom Long is a 28-year old Irish guy who just made his debut on Hard Brit Lads. He’s got a couple of tattoos, but the main thing to look at here is his big uncut dick. It’s a really nice dick! And while I don’t meet the criteria of what kind of guy he’s looking for — young, sporty, and a little bit shorter than he is — I can’t help wondering what it’d be like to hop on his meaty uncut shillelagh. (Side note: who knew that’s how that word was spelled?) His balls are cute, and I can just imagine how much fun it would be to sit on that forest of pubes.
Now meet Tom Long. Tom Long is the new Irish guy over at UK Naked Men. He’s got really pretty eyes, a massive beard and… Hey, wait one shamrock-pickin’ minute, that’s the same guy as in the other scene! You can tell by the tattoos and the voice and the hefty throbbing bone. And the socks, oddly. I’m not sure which scene was filmed first, but this time Mr. Long was maybe a little hornier, since he goes on (and on) about all the guys he’s fucked. “After I came the third time,” is how he starts one sentence.
So Who Would You Rather? I’m voting for beardy Tom, because his eyes are actually very pretty in that way where I’d let him do more or less anything to me if he looked long enough. (Five to seven seconds would be long enough.) Plus, I love that he’s into facefucking! Now if he’d just give us a demonstration instead of just talking about it… Hell, I’d even volunteer myself to go first, and even make those hard-to-type “GGGGGHHHGGGHHGHGGHGHGH” sounds that he claims to be so into.
– Lawrence
Photo credit: Hard Brit Lads / UK Naked Men
Watch clips of both versions of Tom Long and discuss who you’d rather below:
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Scruffy Tom Long for HARD BRIT LADS:
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Beardy Tom Long for UK NAKED MEN:
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Neither get my attention by appearance. Personalities might spark chemistry? But just from these pics, no appeal. Would not scope them in passing. Mediocre, not outstanding.
Between the two? Bearded. Almost always bearded.
I’d say he looks better with the beard, but I’d personally prefer just a smidge less beard, myself. But hell, I’d have him either way if offered.
not a big fan of the full “Ned Kelly” look
that fuckin’ beard has got to go ! it’s down right ugleeee! i thought the photos were of the same guy with and without the beard. looks like half his body weight is in the beard. extra slims remind be of twinks when they age.
You think it’s not the same guy? I believe it is: same man with radically different hair. I for one agree with your disdain for the bushy beard. But others comment how hot it looks. Preferences, and sometimes transference from other guys they know and like, who have like appearance. I voted you up one.
Great cock, but personally, I’m really not attracted to him. I can’t even really get excited about how great his cock is, I’m *that* uninterested.
As for the beard, I’d rather something in between. I made a joke in my head about how Hershel from The Walking Dead obviously did porn in his younger days, but now I’ve just given myself the wiggins and can’t look at the photos any more.
Good looking face. He’d probably look better if the beard wasn’t so massive and distorting the shape of his face. It makes his chiseled face look a little Down Syndrom-ey. It also wouldn’t hurt if he hit the weights once or twice a week. His body is veal.
He does nothing for me. I would fuck the shit out of his beard though.
I’m really digging this guy!
In comparison to all the other porn actors out there he looks so, average! Realistic! And I like it (bearded). 🙂
Same guy. His name is Joseph Kearney.
https://mobile.twitter.com/jtkearney
Check out the nasty looking varicose veins on his right thigh.
Beard on Tom, rocks!! Prefer him with it … absolutely.
It is the same guy. Same tattoo in the lower right abdomin