The current TV season has made this homo very, very happy. Cuz’ pot-boiling melodramas about rich people are back, bitch! The double Rs (Ringer and Revenge) are making me squee with delight over the new crop of evil millionaires, their whorish viper wives, young ingenues in bikini tops high on everything but life, and some seriously sexy (and dumb) young men.
Revenge is awesome. Emily Van Camp plays a young lady who has returned to her childhood summer home in The Hamptons to destroy everyone who had a part in the trial and conviction of her father – an innocent man! You can clutch your pearls now. She destroys marriages, businesses, and everyone’s social standing! Meanwhile, her arch-enemy (head rich bitch Madeleine Stowe) fingers her treachery- gotten diamonds and tries every trick in the book to keep our angry heroine down! Oh my god, it’s fantastic! Every episode, the girl ruins a life.
What’s also fantastic is that Revenge features some hot men! Loutish son Daniel is played by Joshua Bowman. Emily’s childhood sweetheart, the pure-hearted tavern owner Jack, is actor Nick Wechsler. Jack’s rebellious little brother is Gossip Girl alumni Connor Paolo. Throw in Madeline’s head of security (they’ve got some smolder between them) Max Martini and Daniel’s Harvard roomate Tyler (Ashton Holmes) and you’ve got a yachtful of sexy!
Which one of these gentlemen would you want to attend Diddy’s Hamptons White Party with and fuck afterwards?
– J. Harvey
For more pics and to vote, Follow the JUMP:
Joshua Bowman (Yes, that’s him with the deceased Amy Winehouse)
Nick Wechsler
Connor Paolo
Max Martini
Ashton Holmes
max martini, for me: i’ve been into him since the unit.
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no, i will not be making any bad puns here.
Thank You.
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Hate the show and really hate what’s her name from “Brothers And Sisters” in the femme fatale lead role. She’s just not that pretty or credible in that slot. Agree that there are some hot guys on the show but not enough to keep me watching.
Max Martini all the way. I like men, not boys
Holy crap.
When did Connor Paolo get a body like that?
I never saw him like that in Law & Order: SVU.
Not for me though since I see him as that kid who got raped and raped/molested some kid…well with a body like that meh why not?
No to Ashton Holmes or Max Martini (really lame name if a stage name)
I like the main character.
She is pretty with enough credentials for a nine o’clock slot.
Oh my, and we really didn’t miss you…..our bad!
Gabriel Mann, who plays Nolan Ross (Emily’s unlikely friend who’s aware of her secret), was once a model. Despite his haircut on the show, I’d love to see Gabe with Josh Bowman.
I watch this show religiously and I can’t help but notice how you failed do put down Henry Czerny (Conrad Grayson). As I bonafide daddy lover I could not help but notice this silver fox’s rocking body. I would ride him all day long.
Ah, Ashton Holmes. Played subtextually gay in A History of Violence (2005). Reportedly seen snogging with Shane West at a Hollywood party years ago.
I LOVE this show! Madeleine Stowe is absolutely fantastic! I voted for Josh Bowman as he looks just yummy!
You know, I totally forgot to include him and he’s one of the more striking characters on the show. I also think they should make him gay. He is always throwing dramatic diva looks at people.
it’s really a shame you didn’t include the dilfs on the show, who I think are actually hotter than any of these guys: henry czerny and james tupper.
omg, i’m glad i’m not alone in loving this new show! 🙂
and joshua bowman. duh.
1. Nick Wechsler
2. Joshua Bowman
3. Connor Paolo
The rest, I’ll pass.
T.V.GUIDE just said it was the best of the best of the new fall shows, with a 74% vote from their readers. I agree…it is THE best
Can’t believe you left Gaberial Mann out of this line up. He is just as cute as any on the show…plus he’s sort of gay on it too.