Who Would You Rather?: Due Date Edition

There’s an obvious winner in today’s edition of Who Would You Rather, but don’t let that discourage you from voting! Buddy comedy Due Date will hit theaters this weekend, and the major players are none other than Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis. Between these two actors, who would you rather strip down naked?

Believe it or not, I’m actually siding with Galifianakis on this battle, and it’s not just because it’s National Beard Month! I’ve always had a weird crush on him, and it’s already well-established that I go weak in the knees for thick beards. Then again, I’d gladly sit on his face while Robert Downey Jr. shoved his cock down my throat. Does that make me a slut?

– Dewitt

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13 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Due Date Edition

  1. I’m going with RDJr b/c I’m sure he’s freaky in the bedroom. I’d love to have cocktails and/or dinner with ZG, though. He rocks!!

  2. The lesser of two evils, I’ll go with Downey Jr. Unfortunately, Zach is just a very funny guy, but not hot enough for my taste. Maybe the bear community might embrace him, but I just want him to make me laugh in his movies.

  3. Never have been a fan RDJ and Zach is just all around like-able guy but not my type .

    Would vote 4 neither if neither ( Dewitt ) where a choice

  4. I agree with Blackjackhammer.. DeWitt – How about a “Neither, I’ll jack off first” button to select on the voting for these “Who would you rather?” contests. There have been several where I’d rather hump my pillow than have either of the choices in the bed.

  5. I know the feature is called “Who would you *rather* for a reason, but I’d definitely say I want them both!

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