Perhaps you saw the clip of Chris Pratt on Conan, posing in his boxer-briefs and showing off how ripped he got for his role as a Navy SEAL in Zero Dark Thirty. It was a weird moment for me because my first reaction was “Whoa, hot!”… Then I realized that I would have said the same thing even if he were thirty to sixty pounds heavier.
For me, practically naked Chris Pratt is always going to be appealing.
But what do you think? If you had to choose—like, the fate of the world depended on it—which version of Chris Pratt would you be most likely to have a ton of gay sex with? Please describe in graphic detail what you would or would not do to his butthole.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jill Greenberg
Click through to see all versions of Chris Pratt and cast your vote:
HOT CHRIS PRATT:
STANDARD CHRIS PRATT:
CHUB CHRIS PRATT:
TWINK-TWUNK-JOCK CHRIS PRATT:
BABY BUMP CHRIS PRATT:
FAKE GAY PORN STAR CHRIS PRATT:
Why isn’t there an all button?!?! *le cry* :'(
Why isn’t there an all button?!?! *le cry* :'(
Standard is hot!, Muscles are nice but I like more meat on my bone.
I agree ANY Chris Pratt is a hot Chris Pratt.
man is HOT.
man is HOT.
Standard Chris got me hard so that one for the win!
i would’ve chose “hot” pratt, if this edition has “standard” pratt’s face — i just got this thing about a dude’s having a sufficient amount of fat in his face, to make it not look so severe.
so..
..i picked the standard edition.
somewhat begrudgingly.
what the hell? when did chris pratt get buff?
what the hell? when did chris pratt get buff?
what the hell? when did chris pratt get buff?
Just sit on my face and I will die an happy licker
omg the last one is too hot !!!