Who Would You Rather?: Celebrities And Their Big Mouths

You can always count on a celebrity to occasionally steamroll over his publicist with his tongue, and utter some complete bullshit that spins everyone into a tizzy. By “everyone,” we mean those who take these dumb sluts seriously. Come now. Just because you look pretty on camera or you can fill a stadium doesn’t mean you brought those words down from the mount.

Take Johnny Depp for example. He’s an eccentric, yeah, but he’s also laid-back, very talented, and reeks of cool. Well, he reeked of cool until this week when he told Vanity Fair that having to do photoshoots makes him “feel like you’re being raped somehow.” Oh, Johnny. He issued an apology yesterday for the comment.

In recent months, Brad Pitt and Kanye West both neglected to use their teeth to trap that tongue. Brad used a bunch of words to suggest that ex-wife Jennifer Aniston was dull. And Mr. West publicly compared himself to Adolph Hitler. Oh, dear.

Which one of these verbally impulsive fellows would you want to get with? Suggesting they count to ten before they use their words might have to come before fucking, though.

– J. Harvey

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Johnny Depp

Brad Pitt

Kanye West


20 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Celebrities And Their Big Mouths

  1. Let’s face it, most celebrities are horribly undereducated and, quite frankly, not that smart anyway.  Kanye, on the other hand, is just a Grade A douchebag and needs to keep his dick sucker closed at all times!!! 

  2. Honestly, none of the three do much for me. Seth MacFarlane has ALWAYS been a favorite, along with Keanu Reeves. I think I lust equally for both.

  3. I have always thought Brad Pitt is very sexy. I would do him in a hot minute. Looking at Kanye West makes me want to throw up. Kanye is an SOB.

  4. I hear you on Seth. He comes off as kind of a frat boy douche, but he’s sexy in the appearance.

  5. This reminds me of one of the best movie lines, ever.  In the Get Smart movie, there’s a great point where Siegfried is about to blow up Hollywood.  His second in command comments about how it’ll be a pity to lose all those actors.  To which Siegfriend — delivered with Terence Stamp’s classically droll style — says, “Yes.  What ever will we do without their razor sharp political insights?”

  6. Could you please learn how to spell “Adolf”?  He was a genocidal maniac, not a-dolphin.

    It’s not like there aren’t literally millions of history books available to help you get his name right.

  7. Kanye West, would cut my dick off first,  no let me rethink that one, ok, only if I had the worst case of herpes and gonorrea then I’d let him suck me off.

  8. Honestly, Kanye is the only one of these three that seems to have spoken in a way that should cause much embarrassment. Brad Pitt was just trying to articulate his feelings toward a relationship with someone that he loves as a person but the relationship still ended and it came out in a way that was easily misconstrued. And Johnny Depp maybe trivialized a serious form of assault by comparing it to a photo shoot but people often do that, its at worst hyperbolic but that’s common. I think, he was just saying that he feels a lack of control, he’s also a notoriously shy person so I can understand how it could make him feel over exposed and uncomfortable.

    I chose Depp but it was a tough call between him and Brad Pitt.

  9. Yeah, that statement doesn’t really hold up to fact. Most Celebrities are actually quite well educated, simply based on the fact that they travel everywhere and see things first hand that many people just read about. They may not have Master’s Degrees but there are more ways to know things than through academia. I’d say that having many of your statements held up to scrutiny would make just about everyone look foolish every once in a while.

  10. Oh poor Caleb
    with the power of anonymity, you condemn ‘most celebs’ Where did you get your PhD? There are millions of wannabe’a in show biz. It is the smart ones that get to the top of the heap and stay there. How may ‘best in the world’ awards have you won? I only recognise your name as a contestant on Junior Masterchef Australia.

    If you cannot recognize genius in Depp, you are too stupid to comment..

  11. While I went with Brad Pitt, if people are going to give Mr. Depp a rough time about his “rape” statement, I certainly hope the ones that DO that aren’t the ones that post on here about how they’d “love to rape so and so’s ass”….. 🙂

  12. Honestly I wouldn’t choose ANY of them…but if I had to I’m totally going with Johnny….but I think we’d end up just getting drinks and a burger instead of doing the nasty.

  13. I really love Johnny Depp, but I ADORE Brad Pitt [not to mention Angelina 🙂 ] so in this instance I have to say: Brad Pitt [with Johnny as a very close second]

    As for Kanye West; imo this man is full of himself, over rated and an over indulged individual who truly is extremely UGLY! There just isn’t anything attractive about this man.. Why does he keep popping up in questionnaires about who would consider “doing” him? I remember not so long ago we were asked whether we’d do either him or Jay Z. [another extremely ugly individual]

    If I may be so bold as to speak for everybody else, I say: please don’t ask us about this again! Although Gay men in general are expected to indiscriminately have sex with just about anything that has a pulse, the answers you’ve received regarding Kanye West and/ or Jay Z. prove that this clearly is NOT the case!

  14. Out of those 3, if I had to choose: Kanye. He’s not really my type but he’s much closer than Johnny or Brad, who I respect as actors but just do not like at all sexually. Never have.

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