Despite what our 2010 Song of Summer charts have to say, it’s undeniable that Katy Perry‘s “California Gurls” has taken a place as this year’s official summer anthem. Sure, it’s been played so many times that the singer herself has deemed it “annoying“, but that tends to come with the territory.
Additional perks of holding such a title? Lots of shirtless men will dance to your video on YouTube. We’ve watched so many poorly choreographed numbers that we’ve lost count, but two of the hottest have come from Unicorn Booty and porn site Dirty Tony.
You can probably guess where we’re headed with this, so let’s hop right into the discussion. Which group would you rather invite over for a massive orgy? Please take into consideration that Devin Draz is part of the second group. And he’s dancing in yellow booty shorts.
– Dewitt
To watch the videos and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
UNICORN BOOTY:
DIRTY TONY:
Gaaah! I couldn’t watch both videos! The second one was removed. But at least the first one has hot guys.
Who cares? They all look like a bunch of sissy queens. Just some have muscles and some dont. But I bet a silk purse will fall out of each and every one’s mouth when they try to talk.
The Unicorn Booty boys look like they’re having a lot more fun. The Dirty Tony boys, 3/4 of them look bored and stiff with no personality and just a body and looks. The blond one seems to be the only one fully enjoying everything.
Wow. I’m shocked. Muscular guys with no personality and skinny guys with heaps of it. Where’s the middle ground when you need it
I prefer this version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kelUCEcdO8M&feature=search
i could not vote for either sorry i like my men to be men and both had nothing but nelly queens in them
I sadly have to agree, redbull. Where are the men?
Agreed with MP. “California Gays” is the best one.
Yuk! That was taken in San Disgusting aka San Diego.
I was thinking the exact same thing, MP. “California Gays” is on my favorites and Ms. Perry herself has said that she likes that version.
As for the Unicorn Booty version, the there must be something in the water over there in Washington becasue the only guy who even remotely caught my eye was the one who started off doing Katy’s lyrics and later appeared in the red tank and blue shorts. Everyone else looked ‘off’ or over primped.
Yep. The California Gays is the most well-done. The choreography and execution is clean and they just looked like they were having fun. I am a jocky cub guy that is very “straight acting” and I adored it. so, pfffft.
I also agree with MP! The chorgraphy was cleaner, tighter, and the boys were hotter!
Dirty Tony all the way!!
The guys were hotter and so was the dancing!
Omg… Just yum.
The Dirty Tony ones were the hotter ones, but I must agree. I prefer a more manly man. I’m gay, which means I am a man who wants a man. I don’t want a man who is a sex change away from being a woman. If I wanted that then I would be straight. I want a hot sexy, manly man. Like Hugh Jackman, as his Wolverine character though. Randy Orton will do as well.
Oh, the first boys were all very cute, and I love my flamers.
But the guys in the second one seemed a bit more, I don’t know. “Rehearsed” seems like a poor word, but they seem more familiar with showmanship, and performed appropriately.
And I’d love for them to just line up and rail me until I’m crying, but that’s just a personal issue. 🙁
I love how being either skinny or effeminate makes a guy not “a real man”. Because it’s alright to be gay, as long as you’re not a “sissy queen”. Thank goodness we ‘straight-acting’ gays are better and can fit into proper society.