This post is basically just so I can squee over the fact that American Horror Story has a new season! This show’s first season was an OBSESSION for me, and this chapter has Jessica Lange playing a nun overseeing a haunted insane asylum. Most of the original cast is back, but playing new characters. The buzz is it’s going to be all about serial killers, aliens, Nazis, and nymphomaniacs. Basically, everything that should be on Glee.
Zachary Quinto is returning. It always amused me how much Dewitt HATED his neurotic gay ghost character from last season who was always complaining about “twinks.” He plays a doctor this time. And joining the cast this season is sexy fuck Adam Levine from Maroon 5. Does anyone else want to be the revolving chair he sits on when he judges The Voice?
If you had your druthers, would you get with Zach or Adam? Personally, I’d get with Jessica Lange. If she’s anything like the character she played last season, bitch must be a howl.
– J. Harvey
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