Who The Hell Won?: Week Of 2/6/12

The guy on the left (that’s Lady Antebellum, btw) was the only hotness I could find at this year’s Grammys. Besides that – it was a shitshow of depressing proportions. Dewitt already summed up everyone’s feelings about Chris Brown’s gross ass. Besides that, you had Nicki Minaj acting the fool out of Gaga jealousy, the Beach Boys looking like (as a friend of mine put it) “defrocked priests”, and ENOUGH with the Adele thing. She’s great, don’t get me wrong, but…just, enough.

More important were our Manhunt Daily poll winners from last week. Find out who won what after the break!

– J. Harvey

Would You Hit That?: Blake Shelton

What’s worse than being a homophobic dickhead? Being a boring one. Ugh, this dude is like the shavings that come out of the toaster. But what do I know? 44.96% of you guys said you would still fuck him. I forgive you. For obvious reasons.

Fuck Vs. Fuck: Wrapped/Unwrapped

Dewitt is a scholar of gay porn. Seriously, he knows his shit, takes it seriously, and puts it out there in a thought-provoking and entertaining way. Me wuvs him. Last week’s “Fuck Vs. Fuck” featured a scene using condoms, and one without. He asked you guys which scene you thought was hotter, AND if your decision was influenced by the use or non-use of a rubber. Well, you thought the scene in which Austin & Darius were fucking sans protection was hotter (57.45%). 52.5% of you also said that the lack of a condom wasn’t an influencer. Interesting.

iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Porn Stars

Jonathan Agassi better be proud of himself. His hot ass beat out NINE of his porn peers in last week’s “iPhone Wars”. For reals, he’s hot but you know the big cock in the pic had a lot to do with his victory.

Who Would You Rather?: Trevor Knight With Beard Or Without

50.96& of you would rather fuck Trevor Knight with face pubes (as would Dewitt). I get it. Nothing like sitting on a face and having stubble rake your buttcrack. Is that just me?

Would You Hit That?: “Fat” Ryan Gosling

Not so much “fat” as “please fuck me and slap your gut against my buttcheeks with a thwacking sound”. The rest of you body nazis can fuck off, he looks hot. Wrap me in your flanneled arms and take me away from all this, Ryan Gosling. 50.49% of you agree with me.

Top Or Bottom: Ricky Martin

He should make a comeback. Or just get naked and film it. Ricky Martin’s hot. Did anyone else think he was a total bottom? Guess not, because 41.12% of you think he’s got “TT” tattooed on his cock. TOTAL TOP!

7 thoughts on “Who The Hell Won?: Week Of 2/6/12

  1. Marcus Mumford could stick it in me whenever, wherever.

    Also, the bearded guy? I’d obviously sit on his face.

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