Who The Hell Won?: Week of 1/23/11

Winning a Mr. Gay pageant is a HUGE responsibility. Do you know how many glory hole openings that you have to cut the ribbon on? Every week we run literally (not really) 1000’s of polls here on Manhunt Daily, most of them asking which of (insert dudes here) you want to plug. And we don’t mean publicize their new movie. If you’re curious about who won last week’s, keep reading, you sexy bitch, you.

– J. Harvey

Would You Hit That?: American Idol’s “Wolf” Hamlin

Answer – yes. I voted enough times to make sure the newest American Idol hottie won with 45.79% of the vote. You really think I can’t fix this shit if I want to? Look at this dude. Brawny, bearded, and he sings like Johnny Cash. The 37.2% who voted “fuck no” they wouldn’t do “Wolf” probably have really ugly drapes in their homes.

Fuck Vs. Fuck: Paul Wagner & Rod Daily

Dewitt still hasn’t gotten over Paul Wagner touching his arm at the Cybersocket Awards. I don’t think he’s washed it. Either that, or he’s not great with the self-tanner application. You had to choose between two scenes featuring Paul and Rod Daily fucking and the 2010 scene (above) won! It must have been that carpet.

Who Would You Rather?: MTV’s “Battle of the Exes”

You want this banana in your mouth. Johnny “Bananas” was the winner of our “Which MTV’s Battle of the Exes male competitor do you want to fuck and then leave the island immediately because these people are sad bitches” poll. I was a little shocked by all the comments about how hot CT is, despite the fact that he’s a scary rage monster. I should watch what I type. He works across the bridge from Manhunt HQ.

iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Pierced Nips

Is it weird that I think ONE nipple ring is hot and two is too much? Has anyone noticed that a ton of Navy guys have one pierced nips? How fucking hot is that? The day I got to lick one was a day that will go down in infamy. Dewitt asked you guys to pick which one of four guys with nip piercings was the hottest and 45.36% of you picked D. Agreed.

Everyone’s Butt: Which Male Celeb Has The Best Ass?

In one of my favorite posts ever, we ran a block of awesome celebrity ass gifs and asked you which bud had the best bum. The asses were bouncing. Personally, I feel that Mario Lopez has the winning cakes but the majority of you disagreed and picked Ryan Philippe’s cherubic butt. It was a personal triumph for me that the biggest douchebag on the list (Ashton Kutcher) got the least number of votes – 1.05%! Even the semi-annoying Justin Timberlake beat him.