Looks like they both won. Welcome to “Who The Hell Won?”! It’s where we recap all of the polls that we held last week, and let you know who came out on top. And who bottomed. So to speak. Take my word for it, you want to keep reading because the Dave Salmoni pic I found is REALLY hot.
– J. Harvey
To see all of last week’s results (with some hot pics), Follow the JUMP:
Who The Hell Won?: Prince Harry’s Hog
Prince Harry is the one giving a little tongue love to his mate’s nipple in the pic above. We knew he was a tit man. We asked you if you wanted to fuck the motor-cyclin’ firecrotch while he was here in the US. 80.38% of you proved your sanity by saying yes, yes, yes!
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Lucas Entertainment’s “Executives”
Lucas Entertainment has made us want to apply for jobs as slutty temps since we saw their latest vid, Executives. Lucas’ hottest get all suited up (and then suited down) to fuck in an office setting. We asked you out of Kyle King, Valentin Petrov, Aaron Blake, and Mitch Branson – which one looked like the hottest fuck? 45.58% of you thought Kyle King was the one you most wanted to take dictation from.
iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Hot Couples
It’s always more fun when you can find a friend/buddy/pal/trick/boyfriend/partner/fuckbuddy to accompany you into the bathroom to take some sexy pics on your iPhone. You guys (42.15%) picked contestants G & H as the sexiest couple. It might have something to do with the sexy lower obliques they share.
Who Would You Rather?: Men Vs. Wild
Talk about an argument against manscaping. Bear Grylls and Dave Salmoni are two sexy gents that commune with the natural world, and try to avoid being killed by wild beasts. Which one do you want to share a sleeping bag with more? Dave. In a big way – 79.99%. Sorry, Bear. It must have been that enema episode that kinda turned people off.
God, he’s sexy. Yeah, I like bears. DAPPER BEARS. DAPPER DADDY BEARS. If Alec Baldwin was gay, do you think he’d be top or bottom or somewhere in between? 35.12% of you agreed that you thought he was a Total Top. I don’t know. I bet if he drinks enough of that Scotch, he’d be a sloppy pig bottom.
you’re right, j. harv.
both of those guys did Win, here:
http://www.manhuntdaily.com/files/wrestlinggrabbutt-400×273.png
L.o.L.
and I am a “winner,” as well, for having borne witness to that image.
😀
The guy on the bottom might not ENJOY having spandex roughly stuffed in his butthole, but that means he’s just weird.
I sincerely doubt that is a legitimate wrestling hold.
of course he’d be weird, if that is true.
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the question i have, now, is where the video footage of that “event” might be watched?
actually, i forgot to comment on that picture of the prince with his “mate” — i didn’t know straight guys did such things!
or maybe they both are a little “blurry” on the kinsey scale?
(*wink wink*)