Which Silver Fox Is Right For You?

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There are so many silver foxes out there! How do you know which one you should be fantasizing about? I mean, you could be a basic bitch and worship the big gay ground that Anderson Cooper walks on… Or you could expand your horizons with the ten grey-haired celebrities who appear on this handy guide we made for you!

As an added bonus, we went above and beyond to provide you with a handful of reasons each man might be right for you. Whether you like banjos or fishing trips, there’s someone on this list who will make your day. Unless you’re one of those ageist jerks who doesn’t like anyone over 30. <— Not that we’re judging or anything!

– Dewitt

Click through to view the list, pick your fave and tell us who we missed:

Anderson Cooper:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Threeways with his boyfriend Ben Maisani, Sexually networking so you can get a piece of Andy Cohen‘s fine ass, Rich white dudes, Giggling in bed, Sexually networking so you can hang out with a Muppet.

Bill Clinton:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Arithmetic.

Allen Silver:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKEDaddies who bottom, Daddies who top, Daddies with beardsDaddies who wear purple shirts, Daddies who take fishing trips, Daddies who will take your daddy/son roleplay to a VERY literal place.

Victor Garber:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Having eyeballs, because how could you not be attracted to this dude? Am I the only one obsessed with him? Anyone? Anyone? ANYONE?

Tim Gunn:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Fashion, Project Runway, Being told to “make it work” while topping someone, Sexually networking so you can switch teams for a night and get in on with Heidi Klum.

Steve Martin:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Comedy, Laughing, Banjos, Pink Panther roleplay

John Slattery:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Mad Men, Suits, Sexually networking so you can hang out with Jon Hamm at a point when Jon Hamm is drunk and horny enough to let you give him a blowjob.

Keith Olbermann:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Fetishizing TV news journalists, but you got rejected by Anderson Cooper.

Alex Trebek:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Trivia, Getting it on to the Jeopardy theme song, Throwing shade at dumb people, Sexually networking so he’ll introduce you to that adorable cubby dude from New Jersey who won a lot of money on his show.

Clint Eastwood:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU DISLIKE: Chairs, Barack Obama, Making any sense.

David Byrne:

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HE MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE: Talking Heads, Owning up to the fact that you’re a stereotypical hipster, indie nerd or artistic type, Dancing awkwardly in the most endearing way possible, This music video that inspired me to write this post:

26 thoughts on “Which Silver Fox Is Right For You?

  1. Sure, Anderson Cooper’s hot. But Victor Garber, in his 60s, is still super-handsome, and damn, that man can sing! Imagine him crooning you a love song …

  2. Anderson cooper is super sexy but he’s prematurely grey, not a silver fox. But I have a feeling John Slattery is still pretty sensational when he takes his clothes off…

  3. Anderson cooper is super sexy but he’s prematurely grey, not a silver fox. But I have a feeling John Slattery is still pretty sensational when he takes his clothes off…

  4. Except for two guys on this list (Anderson Cooper and John Slattery), I can’t help but think WTF . . . ? Are you being facetious by including Eastwood . .. Clinton . . . Trebek?

  5. Except for two guys on this list (Anderson Cooper and John Slattery), I can’t help but think WTF . . . ? Are you being facetious by including Eastwood . .. Clinton . . . Trebek?

  6. Except for two guys on this list (Anderson Cooper and John Slattery), I can’t help but think WTF . . . ? Are you being facetious by including Eastwood . .. Clinton . . . Trebek?

  7. Anderson – all around SEXY AS HELL, and just seems to be a genuinely nice guy!!
    Clinton – Brains, intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
    Gunn – Class and Style, always a sexy combination.
    Gerber – a man who can sing like that .. oh yeah.
    Slattery – he’s just fucking hot.

    The others, meh.

  8. I like the look of Cooper, but his giggly personality is a total turn-off.
    So, I’ll take the package… just not the contents.

  9. we don’t get to vote? we always get to vote………..well if i got to vote it would be john slattery any which way, every which way, you get the idea

  10. we don’t get to vote? we always get to vote………..well if i got to vote it would be john slattery any which way, every which way, you get the idea

  11. Victor Garber allegedly rocked Bradley Cooper’s pre-fame butthole quite nicely on the set of Alias. I choose to believe this is true. Garber is gorgeous. I would pick and choose from this list like a fucking buffet, in any combination.

  12. Take a look at the Hottest, Silverest, Sexiest Silver Daddie Bear on this Planet..Paul Hollywood !!!!! Now theres a man who has everything.

  13. I could easily go for most of the above but the “silver fox” really doin’ it for me these days is Christopher Stanley — “Henry Francis” on “Mad Men”. Maybe he’s not as smooth as those referenced above but he’s got a rough-and-tumble quality that really turns my crank.

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