Which College Major Needs Its Cherry Popped?

Wellesley College, virginity

Before all you former and current art majors start talking shit about the virgin math geeks, keep in mind that this study was compiled based on data from Wellesley College, a liberal arts college which provides education for "women who will make a difference in the world." Yes, Hilary Rodham Clinton and Diane Sawyer went there. No, Bill Belichick, Michael Bay and ANTM's Kim Stolz did not go there. Two different schools, people!

But I digress. After yesterday's discussion on sexuality and college roommates, we thought we'd open up the table to a different kind of college-related discussion. Which major do you think has the highest rate of male virginity? Lowest? We're trying to figure out which buildings we should hang around to prey on innocent college boys… er, we mean it's… um, for research purposes?

– Dewitt

21 thoughts on “Which College Major Needs Its Cherry Popped?

  1. confounded variables: maybe someone who majors in anthropology does so b/c they are interested in humans/human interaction which could also translate over into the bedroom…
    foreign languages are about 50% b/c im sure they fuk when they live abroad haha!

  2. OBVIOUSLY Studio Art is the sluttiest major. I didn’t need a study to tell me that.
    Also, there’s a totally awesome hetero porn called “Art School Sluts” that I totally recommend to anyone for an ironic viewing party.

  3. I guess the old adage holds true “chemists do it on the table periodically” I guess in this case its very periodically

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