What’s This “Secret Project Revolution” Madonna Is Being All Mysterious About?

And do we care? I sorta do. Some of you younger guys probably don’t. And a few of you don’t have a clue as to the identity of this mysterious YouTube lady. But I have to care! As a gay born in none of your fucking business, it’s encoded in my very DNA!

Madonna has some new project on the way and today the official trailer dropped. Because when Katy Perry is “Roar“-ing and Lady Gaga is desperate for all the “Applause“, you have GOT to get your 50-something ass in gear! Do you know how much it costs to keep the toothsome youngsters you find breakdancing in the favela and scooped up for your super-cougar fuck sessions fed and clothed? A lot!

Judging by the trailer and the teasers that preceded it, Madonna has something to say about self-expression (that’s new) and oppression in the US. I’m guessing a short film set in some awful dystopian future gulag where everyone’s in jail for being creative and interpretive dancing about it. And Madge looks to be playing a prisoner AND some sort of lady who blows the other prisoners’ heads off. Through the power of imagery and sound! Or it’s a metaphor. Who the hell knows? Let’s hope it stands out from the glut of hyperspastic imagery we’re bombarded with every day to keep our minds off the important things. I type that as someone who posts a lot of that shit, just so you’re aware I’M aware.

Whatever this deal is, it drops on September 24. Brace yourselves!

Check out Madonna’s teasers and trailer for “Secret Project Revolution”, which also includes a website. Let’s hear your theories. What do you think this is? And will it feature any new Madge tracks besides that really depressing cover of “My Country Tis’ Of Thee”?

– J. Harvey

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201 thoughts on “What’s This “Secret Project Revolution” Madonna Is Being All Mysterious About?

  1. Either
    a) she’s re-releasing American Life, hoping to sell six more copies (and thus double its sales)
    or
    b) she’s auditioning for the Adam Levine “rock-star-does-a-‘shocking’-victim-cameo” job on season 4 of American Horror Story

  2. quack quack
    more bloggers hating on Madonna because she chooses to release something. shocking.
    This project is something her and Steven Klein have been working on for some time, it’s cute you think she decided to release something because younger artists are.
    Steven Klein did some great work with her in 2004 / 2005 for her world tours as well as some photographic work on the side.
    If you don’t like what she has to say, kindly go fuck yourself and put your geriatric paws up for Bla Bla and whatever her management has decided to do for humanity.

  3. please say retirement ….PLEEEEEEEEASE say retirement …. I have Aids related Chroniv fatigue syndrome and this chick is STILL more tired than even me !

  4. I absolutely love love love the trailer. Queen madonna I await the next chapter. The critics judgments are so passé it’s unreal, they’re moronic.

  5. Gaga and Katy can only pray that in 30 years people are making tired cougar jokes about them and calling them irrelevant.

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