We’ll Stop Writing About “Magic Mike” When The Cast Stops Being Hot

Blah blah blah Channing Tatum, Joe Mangianello, Matt Bomer, and Matthew McConaughey in a movie about male strippers blah blah blah.

You whores know the drill. Magic Mike is on the way, and EW just dropped two covers and a slew of pics from their photoshoot on us. Alcide doesn’t do shirts, bitch.

– J. Harvey

Check out some behind-the-scenes pic AFTER THE JUMP:

426 thoughts on “We’ll Stop Writing About “Magic Mike” When The Cast Stops Being Hot

  1. Joe Mangianello and Matt Bomer.  Just hearing those names makes it twitch in my pants.

  2. I take it’ll be a copy of the GREAT BRITISH MOVIE, The Full Monty? There you go again American movie studios covering an all time great and then making it look like they won the war!!!!!!!

  3. I’ve met Joe a few times and he’s incredibly nice. He’s just a big, goofy guy who enjoys attention honestly. I got a photo made with him and i was just expecting him to stand there but he wrapped his arm around me and pulled me right up next to him. If only I could have stopped time in that moment lol 😉

  4. most of the guys are hot – but t he movie looks absolutely TERRIBLE — quite possibly the worst-looking script ever — if this movie does anything other than flop miserably, i’m going to be so disappointed in people
    the men are hot — and you can find hotter pics of them online without paying for overpriced theater tickets to watch story line undeserving of second graders’ “what i did this weekend” essays

  5. I’ve only come to realize myself how many American movies are ripoffs of foreign ones. It’s sad, but I’ve think that a few of the American ones are produced better.

    As long as someone’s pumping out male strippers movies though I don’t really give a damn who makes them.

  6. jDressler  after reading your comment I went back and check out the trailer and it ( the trailer ) did not  seem 2 be that bad  which got me thinking about the first time I  saw the trailer to the movie BOGGIE KNIGHTS   ( starring Mark Wahlberg & Burt Reynolds ) and  I thought what a  LOUSY movie !   but I was wrong   anyways I digress    Like that old saying goes  cannot judge a book by it cover or a movie by it trailer LOL !!

  7. AP has a story about Joey Lawrence deciding to take a short stint with Chippendales because of “Magic Mike” … Whoa! 🙂

  8. The Full Monty (which btw was ripped to a Broadway show quite a few years ago, so there you go) is about a bunch of guys doing amateur stripping during an economic downturn.  Which of the guys in the trailer or photoshoot looks like Tom Wilkinson or Mark Addy? Just because there’s men showing skin doesn’t mean it’s the same story.

  9. if you can’t say something nice – swallow your dildo and stop writing dum ass comments – a like of X, Y and Z – or a comment of ‘gay stereotypes’, makes me ill.
    Hairy Muscle Daddies is a gay stereotypes.  There isn’t a type that is not stereotyped.
    It’s a question of which one you like.   So – let’s just say this.  .  .  any idiot can criticize something about everything and everyone.    But it takes an intelligent person to say something really positive about even the most unusual situations – a bad movie, has redeeming values.   Let’s go there, girls – before I release my motorcycle leathers and hairy chested dicks on Harley gay stereotypes on you.    Twinks to Polar Bears – a type for everyone.   Stereotypes – you say that like it is a bad thing!

  10. if everybody was just llike you, itd be a pretty boring world, I d rather say what I want, and by the was if your going to spew insults , ( any idiot can criticize) , then I guess Ill use your line, if you can’t say something nice – swallow your dildo and stop writing dum ass comments , (but theres a B, on dumb, talk about  low IQ.

  11. And there is a ” ‘re ” in YOU’RE, an apostrophe in “I’ll”, “I’d” and “it’d”, and “like” has only one “l”. “Way” is not spelt with an “s”.  So before you correct someone else’s spelling and grammar, please make sure yours is perfect.  Because the you look to be the dumb one…

  12. And there is a ” ‘re ” in YOU’RE, an apostrophe in “I’ll”, “I’d” and “it’d”, and “like” has only one “l”. “Way” is not spelt with an “s”.  So before you correct someone else’s spelling and grammar, please make sure yours is perfect.  Because the you look to be the dumb one…

  13. Sorry, last sentence should be “Because then you look to be the dumb one…”  I correct my mistakes.

  14. Sorry, last sentence should be “Because then you look to be the dumb one…”  I correct my mistakes.

  15. so you do not agree they look like a bunch of frickin fruits, all shaved up, I find it gross, they are shaved up to pander to gay men, the producer has even said in articles they were , to get gay men to go see the show. and thats the way most gay men are, if they are 50, if the guy is  23 but does not look 14, and has no hair well its not fuckable. Im from the 90 ‘s and tired of 50 year old hitting on me, try picking up someone your own age, thats what i m trying to get across

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