Welcome To The United States of “Hey Guys”

Hey guys. What’s up? Looking for fun. Hi. Just checking things out.

First impressions are extremely important, especially in the world of online dating and hook-ups. On Manhunt, you have two opportunities to dazzle your potential suitors—your main picture and your profile headline. They’re the first things most people notice before reading where you’re from, what you’re looking for or how big your cock is.

Generally, Manhunt members are pretty good at choosing pics that grab your attention… So why do so many folks resort to profile headlines that blend into the crowd? To investigate this matter, we had our tech team pull data for the most popular headlines in the United States of America. Forty-nine of fifty states had some variation of “hey guys” at the top of their list.

The lone wolf was Connecticut, where in an unexplainable turn of events, “looking for a top” trampled “hey guys” in a landslide victory. Our findings are represented in the lovely graphic below:

The United States of Hey Guys

Having uncovered this phenomenon, we invite you all to step up your game in the profile headline department! Sure, you might actually be “looking for fun”, but those three words don’t exactly inspire anyone to have fun with you. Be more specific! Tell us a little more about what you’re looking for. Make dicks hard. Put smiles on faces. Throw a little pizzazz into the mix. Most importantly, have something to say that’s more substantial than “hey guys”… Not that there’s anything wrong with that headline! It’s just that, well, we want people to notice you. We want you to stand out.

To help aid you in your mission, we’ve listed a few popular headlines from each state (along with Washington D.C.) below. Keep in mind, this is NOT a list of the top five headlines for each state. It’s merely a scattered sampling of our findings, which should give you an idea about which phrases to avoid in your area. We hope this helps, and no matter what you choose to do, we wish you the best of luck on your hunt!

Especially you, Connecticut. We really hope you find that top you’re looking for.

– Dewitt

Check out the state-by-state list of popular headlines below:

ALABAMA:

1) hey guys
2) What’s up?
3) just checking things out
4) New To this
5) Looking for fantasy!!!

ALASKA:

1) hey guys
2) looking for fun
3) Just Ask 🙂
4) hello alaska
5) if you get my you can put in

ARIZONA:

1) Hey guys
2) Looking for fun
3) checking things out
4) looking for fun, masc dd free
5) Carpe Diem

ARKANSAS:

1) Hey Guys
2) Just looking
3) LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
4) ALWAYS LOOKING
5) REGULAR GUY

CALIFORNIA:

1) Hey Guys
2) looking for fun
3) yo
4) Just Browsing
5) Test me out!

COLORADO:

1) hey guys
2) whats up guys
3) Just looking around
4) frat boy looking for a good time
5) Older men(;

CONNECTICUT:

1) looking for a top
2) hey guys
3) The jump off
4) looking for a top daddy
5) my big candle needs a blow

DELAWARE:

1) hey guys
2) looking for friends
3) Looking for now
4) Looking for NSA Fun
5) Not looking

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA:

1) hey guys
2) Looking for Fun
3) HI
4) LOOKIN AROUND
5) Say Hi

FLORIDA:

1) hey guys
2) Just looking around
3) HOLA
4) GIVE ME A KISS AND I WILL GIVE YOU A GREAT FUCK
5) i would want to meet someone who could satisty me in my most intimate moment and give me pleasure

GEORGIA:

1) Hey guys
2) Looking For Fun
3) Searching for the right one …Are you the one who can keep me warm?..
4) Looking for love
5) do u wanna see my 10″ dick

HAWAII:

1) Hey guys
2) Just Looking
3) aloha
4) howzit
5) SUCK ME

IDAHO:

1) hey guys
2) LOOKING FOR FUN
3) checking things out
4) sup
5) horny people..Turning You on is exactly that turns me on

ILLINOIS:

1) Hey guys
2) Just Looking Around
3) sex
4) Young cum puppy looking for cocks
5) wanna taste my hot big cock?

INDIANA:

1) HEY GUYS
2) checking things out
3) looking for nsa fun
4) single and looking
5) What is this?

IOWA:

1) Hey Guys
2) discrete fun
3) just looking around
4) i want to have some hot fun with a tight hole to stretch now…
5) hi im single.. are you ready to mingle?

KANSAS:

1) Hey Guys
2) Just looking
3) hey men
4) HEY HEY HEY
5) Face Down Ass Up

KENTUCKY:

1) Hey Guys
2) LOOKING FOR FUN
3) want to have some hot fun with my 11.5 and pound me .. sit on my 11.5
4) single and looking
5) just a guy

LOUISIANA:

1) Hey Guys
2) CHECKING THINGS OUT
3) I am bored as hell!Need some ACtion! Wanna chat!
4) This is my headline
5) looking for discreet fun

MAINE:

1) Hey guys
2) Hello
3) Bottom
4) bi bottom
5) FUN

MARYLAND:

1) Hey Guys
2) looking for NSA
3) virgin
4) again and again
5) wink at me and i will do the rest

MASSACHUSETTS:

1) hey guys
2) i want you and you want me so lets make it happen
3) Looking to play
4) College STUDent
5) want to have some hot fun with my huge tool?

MICHIGAN:

1) hey guys
2) Looking for some fun
3) seek a hung and in shape guy
4) proud to be gay
5) I can’t believe i’m doing this!

MINNESOTA:

1) hey guys
2) Looking for fun
3) hot sexy horny
4) someone to hangout and have some really dirty sexual fun with
5) why aren’t you naked yet?

MISSISSIPPI:

1) hey guys
2) LOOKING
3) gay
4) Bi guy
5) Just me

MISSOURI:

1) Hey Guys
2) Just looking
3) men get at me
4) hey hey hey
5) I don’t really know what to put but hit me up!

MONTANA:

1) Hey Guys
2) Hi! Just looking for fun!
3) hello
4) Hey guys hit me up lets chat!
5) new to this

NEBRASKA:

1) Hey Guys
2) Looking for some fun
3) Headline
4) Love the cock
5) “got balls here”

NEVADA:

1) Hey guys
2) Looking for fantasy!!!
3) The bigger and rougher the better
4) checking it out
5) visiting vegas

NEW HAMPSHIRE:

1) Hey Guys
2) Here
3) Looking for fun
4) your dick
5) looking for a blow jobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb b

NEW JERSEY:

1) hey guys
2) Looking Around
3) HELLO
4) Top
5) italian boss man

NEW MEXICO:

1) hey guys
2) JUST LOOKING
3) Hey Whats Up
4) New to Town
5) hey there

NEW YORK:

1) hey guys
2) looking for fun
3) Name says it all
4) Couple looking for fun
5) FUCK ME HARD

NORTH CAROLINA:

1) Hey guys
2) LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
3) country boy
4) curious straight guy…
5) Masculine Bottom

NORTH DAKOTA:

1) hey guys
2) looking for fun
3) sex
4) NEW TO THIS
5) horny

OHIO:

1) hey guys
2) Ready for some fun
3) hit me uppp
4) Cocksucker
5) something in your eyes, make me lose myself

OKLAHOMA:

1) Hey guys
2) Looking for Fun
3) younger for older
4) howdy
5) just a nice college guy

OREGON:

1) Hey guys
2) just looking around
3) tight asian bottom looking for regular fuck buddy
4) whats up
5) curious

PENNSYLVANIA:

1) hey guys
2) Looking For Fun
3) Nice Guy
4) Blah Blah Blah
5) this is my headline

RHODE ISLAND:

1) Hey Guys
2) JUST LOOKING AROUND
3) passionate, playful, personable
4) makeout ready
5) top seeks bottom boi/s

SOUTH CAROLINA:

1) Hey Guys
2) looking
3) want head and ass
4) want ass and head
5) c’mon and get me ..

SOUTH DAKOTA:

1) Hey Guys
2) i am here to meet guys
3) Sup
4) Checking things out
5) i am looking to hook up or bf

TENNESSEE:

1) Hey guys
2) Just Looking Around
3) HOWDY
4) i want to have some hot fun with a tight hole to stretch and loosen
5) Window Shopping

TEXAS:

1) hey guys
2) just looking
3) sex is like playing a bridge, if you dont have a good partner you should better have a good hand..!
4) Hey . Bubble butt here. Looking for a big Juicy cock
5) The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.

UTAH:

1) Hey guys
2) you know what im here for
3) passionate artist
4) Horny
5) Masculine jock for fun

VERMONT:

1) Hey guys
2) looking
3) seeking nsa with a top
4) BOTTOM SEEKING TOP
5) horney

VIRGINIA:

1) Hey Guys
2) checking things out
3) WINNING! WINNING!! WINNING!!!
4) this is me!! deal with it!!
5) man who’s not afraid to ask for a second round .. .

WASHINGTON:

1) Hey guys
2) yo sup, holla back
3) Fuck Manhunt
4) Great White Shark Boy
5) wanna join me in my wildest imagination?

WEST VIRGINIA:

1) Hey Guys
2) looking for good time
3) want to find nice guy
4) looking for someone to have fun with
5) love to play with guys

WISCONSIN:

1) Hey Guys
2) Checking things out
3) looking to meet new people
4) Let’s make the most of our time together
5) HORNY TOP

WYOMING:

1) Hey Guys
2) Hey
3) Just Looking
4) hi
5) Whats up