Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Facial Hair Face-Off

Moving forward in our celebration of National Beard Month, we’d like to offer up the very first “Facial Hair Face-Off” round of the Weekly Top Ten Wild Card. One of these scruff-tastic gentlemen will appear on this weekend’s countdown, and it’s up to you to decide whose chin pubes will be competing against Pink, Katy Perry and the rest of our uber-gay selections.

Today’s contestants include Kendall, Mike Posner, Lee DeWyze and Chromeo. Take a moment to check out each of their songs–as well as the accompanying visual elements–then get your votes in before it’s too late. Speaking of which, have you voted yet on the most recent edition of the Weekly Top Ten? It got posted a day later than usual, so there aren’t as many votes on the poll. You know what that means? Even the smallest vote can make a difference!

– Dewitt

To listen to these selections and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

Kendall – There’s A Skip On The Record: Homemade videos are so hot right now! After Utada raised the stakes in the last round, the hirsute wonder known as Kendall busted out his own bedroom dance scene. This one incorporates a paper heart, boxer briefs and a towel that we really wish would drop off his waist…

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Mike Posner – Please Don’t Go: Not so long ago, I thought Mike Posner was just a bootleg replacement for Justin Timberlake, but it seems like he’s actually the hotter version of Justin Timberlake. Don’t get me wrong! As much as I think the former ‘N Sync member is sexy in his own way, he doesn’t have shit on Posner’s cocky swagger and beautiful eyes… Oh, and I guess this song is pretty good too?

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Lee DeWyze – Sweet Serendipity: As much as I attempt to pretend I’m above the whole American Idol machine, there’s something irresistible about this song. To a certain degree, I feel kind of dirty admitting this! It’d be much easier if I could just call it a day and fess up to my crush on Lee DeWyze. Yet his dopey straight boy appeal has nothing to do with me enjoying this track. I’m confused, guys!

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Chromeo – Hot Mess: Synchronized swimming! Hairy dudes in towels! Law enforcement officers in choreographed dance sequences! While these things don’t usually go together, they’re the highlights of Chromeo’s latest video “Hot Mess”. As you might suspect, this basically sounds like every other Chromeo song in existence…


16 thoughts on “Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Facial Hair Face-Off

  1. If this is a contest about the music, I vote for Chromeo. Maybe I’m really out of it, but I never heard any of his music before, and I thought this cut had a cool beat and great synth lines. And the video kind of gave me a Robert Palmer/”Simply Irresistible” flashback.

  2. Finally some men with facial hair…tired of seeing the same old twinks and active duty boys…hows about some MEN??? This is MANhunt right? Not “SmoothAss11yearoldlooinkgTwinkhunt” Mike Posner is Smokin Hot!!!

  3. if this is about the hot men, i vote Kendall! but if its about music, well i’ve been a chromeo fan for years, and that video is kick ass. I did end up voting for Kendall tho…hehe

  4. well … I voted for you Kendall … I was not allowed to see 2 of the videos, and you did it for me more than chromeo.

    I like a beard … but I like it trimmed. His looks like he has never taken a scissors or a trimmer to it. yours though … is hot! … as are you! Would have liked to see the Mike Posner video though.

  5. I went with Mike Posner because he is a CIT (cub in training) and he’s very cute. This song is better than the first single he got out. Kendall is very hot, too, but I can only choose one though.

  6. Each one has his merits, but I also prefer Mike Posner, he’s just so sweet although he has this attitude in his videos, but maybe that’s why I find him so sexy and the song is not that bad either. Kendall was just so cute, I wanted to hug him while I was watching his video.

  7. As a self proclaimed grizzly bear, I couldn’t be more happier to see my community represented here. Kendall: Woof!, Chromeo: Double Woof and Mike Posner, I just want to adopt him and be part of my den.

  8. if you are going to have facial scruff, keep it trimmed and neat. Grizzly adams isn’t hot. the 70’s are over.

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