Now that sexy duo Dangerous Muse have cracked their way into the top five of Manhunt Daily's Weekly Top Ten, is it possible that they could go all the way? With the exception of Robbie Williams (and if you count David Guetta), the charts have historically been devoid of people with penises. But could that all change this week? Who knows!
On that note, there's one thing we do know. Shakira, Sade, Alexandra Burke and Aqua will no longer be joining us on the charts. We'll miss them ever so much, though I suppose there are some that we'll miss more than the others.
If you're new to the Weekly Top Ten, come sit on this dildo while I explain the rules. Each week you'll be presented with ten songs. You get to vote for up to three moving to the next week. From those results, we'll take the five tunes with the highest percentages, a song we saved and four other contributions. These selections will make up the following week's charts.
So who do you have to screw to get your favorite song on the list? Now that Christmas is behind us, your best bet may be the Easter Bunny. Since we'd rather not see you engage in bestiality, feel free to just leave a comment with your suggestion. We listen to nearly every song you recommend, and if it makes us moan uncontrollably… you might see it here next week!
IMPORTANT NOTE: Due to the holiday season, the cut-off for this week's voting will be Wednesday, December 30th at 11:00AM ET. There may or may not be a Wild Card, but be sure to submit plenty of suggestions just in case!
– Dewitt
To check out the charts and vote, follow the JUMP:
- Lady Gaga – Bad Romance (LW – 1): Surprised? We're certainly not. It seems pretty impossible that Gaga will ever be kicked out of this spot, unless she's the one kicking herself out. Look out for "Telephone" in 2010!
- Britney Spears – 3 (LW – 9): I think this provides solid evidence that Ms. Spears was eliminated far too soon. "3" came back after the director's cut leaked, and it's skyrocketed to second place.
- Ke$ha – Tik Tok (LW – 4): Brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels isn't a good idea. Trust me. Ke$ha may be a bad influence, but at least she's a bad influence who'll make you dance.
- Janet Jackson – Make Me (LW – 2): Oh no! Our girl Janet's made a big slip, and it may even be worse than her nip slip at the Super Bowl. Can you help her get back towards the top?
- Dangerous Muse – I Want It All (LW – 8): I'm not sure if this electronic duo made it onto the countdown because of their music or their hot bodies, but I'm not going to complain either way. The charts could use a little testosterone!
- Rihanna – Hard (LW – 7): If my penis could sing, it would sing this song. "I'm so hard," it would proudly declare. And then it'd cum on your face. That's kind of what this Rihanna song is like, but less messy.
- Marina & The Diamonds – Hollywood (DEBUT): Well, I already told you that I'm determined to make you love Marina Diamandis, so this is one of the first steps of my devious plan. You will like this song by the time I'm done with you…
- Chromeo – Night By Night (DEBUT): I'm glad that I'm not the only one who wants to fuck Dave 1 from Chromeo, though I didn't realize so many people wanted to get their freak on with P-Thugg. Could they be adding another dash of testosterone to the charts?
- Sia – You've Changed (DEBUT): The song's upbeat and fun, and the video's quirkier than you could imagine. What more could you ask for? Can't wait for Sia's next album!
- Monica Rush – 100 doLLa biLL (DEBUT): Monica Rush and her gay bestie are ready to take over the world with this one. The hook is catchy, the beat is banging and we think it might just be the next big thing.
How about Justin Beiber “One time” or
Kings Of Leon “Sex on Fire”
Gaga, Kesha and Brit Brit got my vote.
Congraulations to Kesha on her first solo [second including Right Round] #1 in America!