Watch This Hilariously Awkward Video of Ari Silvio Finger-Banging Himself At The 2012 Cybersocket Awards

Phew! I’m more exhausted from trying to convert this video file than I am from my entire trip to Los Angeles. During my time at the 2012 Cybersocket Web Awards, I convinced porn star Ari Silvio (aka Ari Sylvio) to follow me to a sketchy alley and share one of his hottest fantasies.

Ari charmed the fucking pants off of me (almost literally). He’s approximately four feet tall (slight exaggeration), short enough for me to rest my chin on the top of his head (height difference is hot). His smile could move mountains (also a slight exaggeration), and his gorgeous eyes nearly made me cum in my pants (not much of an exaggeration). He’s also got a great ass. I touched it (and maybe smacked it once or twice), so I know from firsthand experience!

Now, despite all these wonderful qualities, there’s one other thing I learned about Ari—he’s not particularly good at improvising*. Watch the resulting video, and you’ll see what I mean.

* Or, more likely, I am the worst director in the whole wide world.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch Ari in action:

19 thoughts on “Watch This Hilariously Awkward Video of Ari Silvio Finger-Banging Himself At The 2012 Cybersocket Awards

  1. Ari is a fucking hottie and I love how he’s so verbal in his videos.  Some guys think he’s over the top, but I love hearing him talk dirty and how he moans like a little bitch when he’s getting fucked.

  2. I disagree … it’s kinda funny. Ari comes across as rather normal, despite his career choice. You look at some of these guys in porn and they just seem unattainable (and not because they’re really straight … Cody Cummings, I’m looking in your direction).

  3. I have always loved Ari because he does seem so “normal” to be in porn.  He is totally hot but not that “way out there otherworldy grown in a lab” hot like most porn guys.  And I love hearing him talk dirty during his shoots.  It may seem cheesy but boy does cheesy right!

  4. Can’t you put the video up on rapidshare or something? I LOVE Ari and want to see this video really bad!

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