Watch Hugh Jackman In A New Trailer For The Wolverine

The Wolverine is a film about Hugh Jackman starving himself to look like this, growing a beard, running around shirtless and hitting people in the face. There are likely some other plot points involved, but is anyone under the delusion that the actual plot matters? Critics could say this is the Gigli of Wolverine flicks, and horny gay dudes would still flock to theaters to secretly touch themselves through carefully-cut holes in the pockets of their jeans.

To be perfectly honest, they should have saved money on writers and special effects! Just film two hours of Hugh Jackman taking a shower and saying dirty things in his Wolverine voice. I’d go see that every day for the rest of my life (or until I went broke from ridiculously high ticket prices). Not even kidding.

– Dewitt

Watch the trailer(s) for The Wolverine below:

2 thoughts on “Watch Hugh Jackman In A New Trailer For The Wolverine

  1. I don’t normally like super ripped guys, and I don’t find him attractive on an everyday basis, and I’m not a superhero stan or have a cosplay fetish or anything…

    But him as Wolverine is unbelievably sexy. Dem chops, man.

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