Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card

Change is good, right? We sure as hell hope so, because we’re moving the Wild Card round of our Weekly Top Ten from its traditional spot on Thursday to a new home on Wednesdays. This will give you an extra day to fully absorb the songs and get your votes in before it’s too late. So without further ado, which of these tunes should compete for the ultimate title of “Song of Summer“?

This week’s edition features new music by Professor Green, Chris Salvatore, Brad Paisley and N.E.R.D. We recognize that it’s a bit of a sausage-fest, but the charts could always use a little more testosterone in the mix. And if you don’t like these selections, please feel free to leave a suggestion for next week!

– Dewitt

To listen to the songs and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

Professor Green f/ Lily Allen – Just Be Good To Green: Even though I’m a big fan of Lily Allen, she couldn’t do anything on this track to turn me into a fan of Professor Green. This guy is going to have to win me over the old-fashioned way. Or he could just sit his rap twink ass on my dick…

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Chris Salvatore – Dirty Love: After twenty seconds of this song, I had to mute everything and just stare at Chris Salvatore’s gorgeous blue eyes. Is this guy living in “the bubble” or something? Because no one should have told him that a career in music was a good idea.

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Brad Paisley – Water: Some people say that Brad Paisley’s playing for our team. Others say that he’s kind of a big homophobe. Where do we stand on this debate? It’s not exactly clear, but we do like looking at him in a wet t-shirt.

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N.E.R.D. f/ Nelly Furtado – Hot N Fun: When people describe a song as “catchy”, they generally mean it as a compliment. However, despite how often this chorus gets stuck in my head, it doesn’t change the fact that these are some of the worst lyrics that Pharrell Williams has ever written. And yes, that includes, “Your ass is a spaceship that I want to ride”.


27 thoughts on “Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card

  1. Chris is unbelievable HOT. He actually had a good song in Eating Out 3, should be a porno kinda was a time, but wasn’t. Not loving this song, but again, he’s hot

  2. Brad Paisley

    One of the best and certainly the most most fun country singer.

    Doubt that?
    Listen to:

    Letter to me
    I’m still a guy
    Online
    Waitin on a woman
    Alcohol

  3. And by the way, the song “I’m still a guy”, which is referred to in the article, is not homophobic.

    He sings about feminine men, not gays. Gay doesn’t mean feminine.

    If some feminine gay men found it offensive, then they should blame their femininity not their sexuality.

    2 different things.

  4. Did Chris Salvatore have to pretend he is a straight guy who is turned on by lesbian porn in his video?

    He looks good, sure, but he is a bad actor and an even worse singer.

  5. I dont remember his song from Eating Out 3, only remember him naked 😉 The package is as hot as he is!

  6. Love Brad Paisley, but this song sounds like a million other country songs. Gotta go with Chris Salvatore. Never heard of him before, but he sure is hot, and I don’t think this song/record is that bad anyway. Sorta like it.

  7. I voted 4 Brad Chris is FUCKING hot but I would have 2 agree Samiboicc NOT really feeling this song but he is so FUCKING hot ……

  8. Personally I’ve enjoyed Chris Salvatore’s music since I first heard his accapella version of If You Seek Amy and then his I Kissed A Boy. The once I saw him in all his glory in Eating Out 3: All You Can Eat… lets just say those baby blues arent the only thing worth staring at. Anyone who hasnt seen the movie should.

  9. Seeing I wanted to vote and “none of the above” was available I decided on Brad. Dewitt is spot on.

  10. Brad Paisley!! Chris is really, really, really handsome, but Brad is really, really, really handsome AND can sing! I say that, not being a huge fan of country music!

  11. Love me some country boys, so had to vote for Brad Paisley. I tried Chris’ song, and while it ain’t as bad as Dewitt lets on, it ain’t all that good, either. Give the boy credit for trying, though (and yes, he’s hot as unholy hell). “Water” is a fun country song, and while it may not be a “song of summer” in regards to the Weekly Top 10, it’s still a summer song.

  12. lol @cowboybabyyy. From the musical aspect, Chris really just can’t sing. For those like me that have worked hard to be where I am in the music business, I get a little tired of guys getting the gig just because they are hot. And he is damn fine! But.. Go model or something! Don’t kill our ears!

  13. Chris, obviously, he’s an amazing actor and singer, a handsome guy. He has a great voice and I don’t agree with your lines about him.

  14. Chris salvatore is by far the hottest guy here. His song is preeeeety amazing. I’ve seen him perform and no one else has a voice like him. Keep it up. Reach for the stars! Big fan from twitter manny434 : )

  15. Chris shot that video out of the blue and did not have male actors/dancers with him at the time. He is not denying in any way that he is gay.

    He’s promised to have guys in his next video for his song “Broke another heart”

    Ps. He’s a hot good singer

  16. ok i love chris and this song but there were a few things i did not like the faces he made when sings woo ooo part he looks so serious too serious and the parts with the colored lights we could hardly see his face , so just thos little things would make this vid better but i still liekd it enough to vote for it

  17. chris is numero uno !!
    love love love and very love chris !!

    in indonesian language :
    menurut saya, chris adalah yang paling terbaik !! aku cinta chris..dan memang aku benar-benar cinta chris..hahhaha

  18. hello

    je suis fans de chris salvatore voté pour j’esper prochaiment en concert en france

  19. I don’t know why you guys don’t like the song, I think Chris’ song is great… and he could sing me to sleep ANYTIME!

  20. I believe that Chris is not only an amazing guy, but he is also a great artist. Mark my words, I am going to get him on the Ellen show and maybe marry him for good measure.

  21. What…we are suppose to listen to the music?…fuck that…Chris all the way…and he is so gay all the way too!

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