Victor Garber being gay wasn’t a huge revelation. Except to my husband. Last night he turns to me and goes “Victor Garber’s GAY?!?” Mr. Harvey doesn’t follow the celebrity gossip bullshit (he’s a Mac-head and likes classical music, Pixar, and bands from Canada), so it’s always cute when he hears the big news later on that day. Anyway, Vic was out in plain sight for years. The huge revelation yesterday was that his partner, artist Rainer Andreeson, is FUCKING HOT. He looks like a lumberjack and I’m assuming his cock is axe-length. Burly, brawny, and a tortured artist (I say tortured because most of his subjects look pissed and they’re kinda muted). Vic gets to climb on that every night? No wonder why he didn’t confirm he liked man butt earlier. He didn’t want pics of his dude in the press. Cuz’ he knows cock zombies would stagger up to their house and start smashing through the windows to get on that.
– J. Harvey
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