Varla Jean Merman Has a Secret to Tell You

Ok, so how many of you guys have emailed the MANHUNTServiceman asking to suck his cock? Come on now, don't be embarrassed. Well, Varla Jean Merman has a secret to tell you all. The Serviceman isn't real! So please stop emailing him asking when he's available to plow your ass. "Dave" is as real as Mark Wahlberg's penis in Boogie Nights.

– Andy

4 thoughts on “Varla Jean Merman Has a Secret to Tell You

  1. Well, the video is only half true. The Manhunt Serviceman is a porn actor, like most of the other models. They’re as real as you and me. They just don’t have profiles in the traditional sense. Their images are corporate expressions of Manhunt.

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