US Swim Team Does Lip Dub That Shall Not Be Named, Does Not Win Gold

I know. I KNOW. Doing lip dubs to this song has been declared officially “over.” But it’s Ryan Lochte: Olympic Hotness. Yes, that’s his legal name now. We had it changed for him. He blows us a kiss in this. It gave me twitches down there. Note to US Swim Team – If you’re going to attempt one of these, do the right thing. Feature Ryan and the other delicious Speedo jockeys prominently. And have the girls pop up after the credits or something like in a Marvel superhero movie. Just sayin’. Ugh, chauvinism is ugly and so am I.

– J. Harvey

To watch a clip with an all too brief Ryan Lochte appearance, Follow the JUMP:

251 thoughts on “US Swim Team Does Lip Dub That Shall Not Be Named, Does Not Win Gold

  1. Good effort, but 1) their lipsync was ABYSMAL and 2) there was not NEARLY enough of the guys on the team…especially in their speedos.  I give it a 6.0…

  2. Give them credit for joining together to have fun before such a big event in their lives – enjoy the efforts and the time it takes to produce the video !! GOOD LUCK TO THE TEAM !!!

  3. I just can’t even bring myself to watch the video because it will most likely include that horrible song.  But then, there is mute I suppose.

  4. Nope, even that didn’t work. I could still hear it in my head. Please, never, ever any more of these. Can we ban that song from this blog?…ESPECIALLY because it is officially over! Now double officially. Yikes!

  5. totally adorable!  
    there’s no wonder why ‘call me maybe’ is as big a hit as it is … it’s freaking addictive and i haven’t gotten tired of it yet … it always gets me moving no matter or where i am when i hear it.
    as for the ‘abysmal’ lip sync?  p-shaw!  give ’em a break!  it took some work to compile that video! 

  6. the video was better, no not the lip syncing version…….BUT please STOP……….now that we have NO one gay, why play music, just show us the speedo clad bodies.

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