US Swim Team Does Lip Dub That Shall Not Be Named, Does Not Win Gold

I know. I KNOW. Doing lip dubs to this song has been declared officially “over.” But it’s Ryan Lochte: Olympic Hotness. Yes, that’s his legal name now. We had it changed for him. He blows us a kiss in this. It gave me twitches down there. Note to US Swim Team – If you’re going to attempt one of these, do the right thing. Feature Ryan and the other delicious Speedo jockeys prominently. And have the girls pop up after the credits or something like in a Marvel superhero movie. Just sayin’. Ugh, chauvinism is ugly and so am I.

– J. Harvey

To watch a clip with an all too brief Ryan Lochte appearance, Follow the JUMP: