Unlockables: The Wrong Kind of Jerk

We’re taking a break from our voter-based style of Unlockables for another helpful tip on posing and composition. Well, we suppose you could more accurately call this a rant, because we’ve seen this so many times that it’s really begun to grind our gears.

To put it lightly, if you’re going to post a picture of yourself jerking off in your Manhunt profile, make sure your hand isn’t blocking your damn dick. It’s okay if your hand is towards the base of your shaft, but there’s not much to see when it’s completely obscuring the view.

You know how actors “cheat out” when they’re on stage, so they’re not delivering their lines to the back wall? Pretend you’re an actor, and the camera is your audience. While stroking your cock, use the arm that’s not facing the lens. This may seem nit-picky, but it’ll definitely pay off in the end!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: English Lads / Chaos Men

To watch Andy and Brooklyn demonstrate this idea, follow the JUMP:

BAD ANDY:

GOOD BROOKLYN:

And a bonus shot, just ’cause Brooklyn’s been so good…

9 thoughts on “Unlockables: The Wrong Kind of Jerk

  1. I SO agree with you Dewitt – if you’re gonna block the damn thing, why even bother? You may think you’re being a tease and/or cute…but in reality you’re just being an ass. DON’T WASTE OUR TIME!! 🙂
    Now I’m gonna continue drooling over Brooklyn!!!

  2. I’ve noticed that this is a problem with almost all the pictures from English Lads. I believe its intentional. They dont want to give away the best part for free. Apparently, thats their business philosophy. I usually dont even bother with their pics anymore.

  3. I’ve noticed that this is a problem with almost all the pictures from English Lads. I believe its intentional. They dont want to give away the best part for free. Apparently, thats their business philosophy. I usually dont even bother with their pics anymore.

  4. I suspect Brooklyn has a bit more to share with us to begin with! Some guys think that by hiding it, it looks bigger. If Andy is working the “balls” audience, great. Just not my thing. I say YEA Brooklyn… He’s more appealing on many levels….

  5. Actually from a model’s perspective, using your hand strategically like that can work to your benefit. If you hold your hand around your cock just beyond the head (sorta like the last picture of Andy), then you can show some of your cock but keep the actual length a bit of a mystery (and make it look as long as everyone inflates the length to on Manhunt…8″ sure seems to come in a lot of lengths). Yes, it’s frustrating if you wanna see cock but since our profiles aren’t on here to be hot porn, that’s okay. Perhaps it will make those checking your profile out wanna see more.

  6. Actually from a model’s perspective, using your hand strategically like that can work to your benefit. If you hold your hand around your cock just beyond the head (sorta like the last picture of Andy), then you can show some of your cock but keep the actual length a bit of a mystery (and make it look as long as everyone inflates the length to on Manhunt…8″ sure seems to come in a lot of lengths). Yes, it’s frustrating if you wanna see cock but since our profiles aren’t on here to be hot porn, that’s okay. Perhaps it will make those checking your profile out wanna see more.

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