There is an entire blog devoted to men holding their penises next to random objects. We’re not sure how we’ve never mentioned this before, but this topic needs to be discussed immediately. How do you feel when you see pictures like this? Are they a nice frame of reference for the honest size of someone’s cock? Or do they just come off as cheesy and downright ridiculous? Vote in our poll, and leave a comment with your thoughts!
Last week, nearly half of you said that it’s just “okay” when guys lick their biceps in their Manhunt profile pics. Approximately thirty-six percent said it’s hot, while exactly thirteen percent said it’s not. Check out the full results here.
– Dewitt
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Good frame of reference… Some of those dicks are nasty though. :S I sometimes question my sexuality when I see a bunch of dicks like that together. :-/
wow, there are some messed up penises in these pics.. gross…
stupid
yeah, some these dicks so small one really shouldn’t ‘reference’ them against anything; and, I agree: many are just nasty!
you don’t measure your cock against something that’s half way up your ass.
ok, some of those photos may have just scared me straight, lol . . .
Many are really just no point of reference whatsoever . . . and gawd, if you have to have Han Solo, Yoda, or He-Man, Master Of The Universe riding your shaft, then something’s just a little bit off-balance, no? And btw, WTF is up with the necktie ‘tattoo’? I love tatts, but i’m sorry, that one is really just creepy.
With these examples is hard to tell who’s the bigger dick, the cock or his owner? I am not particularly attracted to these kinda shots. Besides, it’s not like I’m gonna have a threesome with his cock and a can of beer. LOL.
I just threw up in my mouth
The He-man was a cute pic, the football pic is nice too.
these are all the same guys who tell you they have 9 inch penises. And when you meet them they have just recently suffered from a quick case of Shrinkage. Go figure??!!
those pics don’t impress me at all
the remote control comparisons always make me think the dick is going to be remote controlled. if the cologne and after shaves are trial sizes, than that doesn’t say much for the cock being compared to it.
No point, senseless, why?, totally uncalled for, useless, daft, weird, bizarre, crazy, a complete turn off!, & what are they trying to prove anyway?
Compared with a 3 3/4″ action figure, that’s REALLY impressive.
Nothing but silly. At least most of those. If it’s a well hung guy trying to show off then I expect him to like his own cock too much
Yes, only do the comparison pic if the item being compared to is known for it’s length; for example, in the pics above, the tall beer bottles/cans and the football pic are VERY enticing!
some guys on the site want to show off how big their cock is, others (such as me) just want to juxtapose their cocks with funny or weird objects.
the smirnof bottle one was hot!
To answer your question, every time I see one of those pictures I get this uncontrollable desire to deep throat one of my remote controls.
who put the collar and tie tattoo on their dick??? UGH
love he man riding it!!
I find these fun. not necessarily sexy but not unsexy either, and I figure there must be a coffee table book of these types of pics that I can buy at urban outfitters or something. If that hasn’t happened yet, well that could be a $20 idea for some enterprising soul.
i would marry some of those penises
the size references are cute. fun. But why do guys with ugly cocks want to show them off in the first place. That is the real question.
The tattoo or drawn on cock made me laugh.
The posters here are more of a concern to me then the pics above.
too funny
cheesy and downright ridiculous
but i would love to have the one with the football 😉
I’d love to hook up with the Smirnof and football guys. Would LOVE a LONG, DEEP ride on them
I especially love the pics with the toy figurines….how cute! Thanks men, there are some awesome dick shots out there. I really love the man in the Navy!!!
I guess it’s ok if you really want to show the guy what he’s getting. Just try and use something sexy and for gods sakes don’t use something that’s short to make yours look bigger. We can tell, short wrench.
a Twinkie? Really? .. guess they both have a cream filling, at least…
They are all so cute. Of course every man who heard that about his penis would probably die from hearing those words…
That football cock is a beauty. Even if it’s a miniature football.
You’re all so perfect, aren’t you?
Smirnoff for me! And I don’t even drink vodka!
luv the guiness, fotball, amstel cock but there’s something wrong with the gameboy guys–get checked for stds that shit looks nasty-same goes for cerveza
Not hot at all….the only type of these shots I’d even consider are the ones that are showing off the guy’s sense of humor better then they show off his dick…99.999999% of these shots just make me roll my eyes and go “NEXT!!!”
Huh? Did I miss some’n’?
I kind of liked Conan riding the dick! Kind of like Arnold riding the government gravy train….
I hate comparison shots, but Han Solo guy needs to call me.
That was He-Man, not Conan!
HAHAA the old school game boy got me!!!
I like how the guy with the axe can at least had the decency to dress up a little bit….
I like these kinds of pictures because it tells a lot about the guy. First, it tells you about his home life and priorities because he’s probably comparing his cock to whatever was close when he made the picture. Second, it gives a real perspective on how big his cock is since most guys seem to think that you measure your cock on the bottom side and they tend to start the measuring somewhere around their asshole to do that. It’s amazing how many lengths 8″ really is!
i like them coz, hey, non-comparison pics can lie
seen a guy with a lays potatoes can, and he matched up 🙂
Maybe use a single serving can next time Pringles, lol
Every object these guys used were weird. How about something more generic instead of a yoda or he man doll? Also there were some weird penises. I only liked the first one.
i can appreciate the blunt honesty of the Twinkie Comparor: no punches pulled, there.