Unlockables: Marley & You

Last week on Unlockables, you were much more concerned with Nathan‘s eyebrows than his hypothetical Manhunt profile pictures. Nevertheless, you were willing to overlook those horribly plucked monstrosities for a moment to choose “Picture 4” as his most desirable image. By an overwhelming majority.

This particular pic came closest to giving you an H2T (head to toe) view of his body. You got to see all the important parts—his face, his torso and his cock. In other words? What you see is what you get, unless he happens to have horribly disfigured feet. In which case, you could just put paper bags around his ankles and take one for the team…

All jokes aside, you can check out the full results here, or move on to today’s subject Marley. Let’s pretend for a moment that the man above presented you with the following six pictures and asked you to help choose his main profile picture on Manhunt. Which of these shots would you recommend that he use? More importantly, which of these shots would entice you to click through to his profile?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Straight Fraternity

To check out the pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

PICTURE 1:

PICTURE 2:

PICTURE 3:

PICTURE 4:

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PICTURE 6:




19 thoughts on “Unlockables: Marley & You

  1. like all pics enough to click on hs profile, he’s beautiful and sexy, but voted for number 2!

  2. Does anyone think that the way his stache is trimmed looks good ?   It looks weird to me ;-)lol

  3. I like it…. maybe a bit too thin but I think most men look better when they shave the upper part of their mustache, otherwise u end up looking like the original Magnum PI…. which work great for straight alterno boys….

  4. Oh Dewitt, “put paper bags around his ankles”. Love it. Of course there are some whiny, high-maintenance bitches on here that would eliminate him if he didn’t have their definition of perfect feet so you might actually be giving good advice there (sadly).

  5. I voted #3, against my normal desire to see a face. With all the sculpting and “man scaping,” he is the poster child prissy queen and does nothing for me. Without, he might be an attractive man. Might.

  6. Gotta love manhunt!! And blanket statements, it just shows how educated and great of a character one has!!!

  7. oops…I guess I missed this one for some reason….Good looking guy…oh well…I guess I would have picked 5 as well.

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