Unlockables: Ixnay On The Asshole Close-Ups

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The male ass is a beautiful thing–perfect for caressing, fingering, licking and fucking. Pictures that show close-ups of the male asshole? Not so beautiful. Even if your hole was voted prettiest in the yearbook, a lot of guys are going to be turned off by such an upfront view. The point of posting dirty pictures is to get people to want to sleep with you, right? So keep your asshole mysterious, or at least distribute those photos exclusively on a "by request" basis. We promise this intervention is in your best interest…

– Dewitt

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21 thoughts on “Unlockables: Ixnay On The Asshole Close-Ups

  1. I agree …
    nothing more of a turn off than to see a butthole picture…
    let the one you desire discover it instead of putting out there for the world to see …

  2. i agree, i’ve seen alot of profiles with hot guys, then one of other pics (public or private) is a close up of their ass with cum dripping out, total turn off

  3. Yeah, I disagree, too. The hole is probably the most private part of a guy, so getting to see it is a total turn-on.
    (Oh, and really, that first line: “The male ass is a beautiful thing–perfect for caressing, fingering, licking and fucking.” If you want to be technical, isn’t it the hole that you’re fingering and fucking?)

  4. The point is that you don’t want to risk turning off a LOT of good potentials.
    Why? You’ll find more people who say SAVE ME than people who will say SHOW ME.
    I think keeping the hole pics By Request Only is the best policy.
    On a psychologically related note, I think he gay community’s focus on Sexual Liberation vs Human Rights has dramatically slowed the progress of our rights.
    I think showing off your hole to the Manhunt community is on par with showing a Drag Queen on top of the Pride float to the heterosexual community.
    These images scream “Avoid me” to most people, not “Respect me.”

  5. That and cock pics should be for after u chat with a potential guy , like each other then want to move on to more “show and tell”
    I see MH profiles with nasty asses, cocks or sex positions and Block Them. I know this is MH but still, TOTAL turnoff.
    I replied to a few with “sorry, I like yr stats but you look like a dick” lol 🙂

  6. Close-up asshole pics are a total turnoff to me. On the other hand, I’m kind of glad when a guys posts one. It tells me clearly to stay away from him. If that’s his idea of “hot,” we’d never be a good match.

  7. Matt wrote: “On a psychologically related note, I think he gay community’s focus on Sexual Liberation vs Human Rights has dramatically slowed the progress of our rights. I think showing off your hole to the Manhunt community is on par with showing a Drag Queen on top of the Pride float to the heterosexual community. These images scream “Avoid me” to most people, not “Respect me.””
    LISTEN YOU ASSIMILATIONIST, IF IT WASN’T FOR THOSE DRAG QUEENS YOU NOW DESPISE, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE ANY OF THOSE RIGHTS YOU CHERISH SO DEARLY. FROM STONEWALL TO AIDS AND BEYOND, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE LOUDEST MEMBERS OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY WHO HAVE MADE THE MOST ADVANCES FOR THE COMMUNITY. EVERY TIME PEOPLE TAKE A TURN TO THE “RESPECTABLE” 2.2 FAGS AND A MINIVAN APPROACH, NOT ONLY DOES THE COMMUNITY GENERALLY NOT ADVANCE, BUT WHATEVER SUPPOSED “GAINS” ARE MADE, ARE USUALLY MADE AT THE EXPENSE OF LARGE SEGMENTS OF THE COMMUNITY: TRANS COMMUNITY, QUEER STREET YOUTH, QUEER PEOPLE OF COLOR, WOMEN, ETC.
    AND AS AN ASIDE: SINCE WHEN ARE “RIGHTS” AFFORDED ONLY TO THE “WELL BEHAVED.” A RIGHT IS A RIGHT IS A RIGHT, AND NO ONE IN THE COMMUNITY NEED BOW TO PRESSURE TO PLAY NICE FOR THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE.
    (but on that same note…. marriage isn’t a right. just so my post is complete haha)

  8. Dear JT: You make some valid points and what MAY have been a logical, interesting argument, but when I see such anger in a message all IN CAPS it immediately loses my interest and makes me think youre a douche/asshole.
    Actually quite similar to how a guy may be a great human being, but when I see a stretched, dripping asshole, I move on.
    No doubt its a beautiful delicious thing, but the fact that millions of people are enjoying the picture (and who knows how many in person) makes the guy seem less mysterious, less intelligent and more shallow.
    Keep the photo in private so I can feel special and privileged when you unlock for me 😉 Now THATS sexy.
    Simply my opinion. 🙂

  9. Dear JT: You make some valid points and what MAY have been a logical, interesting argument, but when I see such anger in a message all IN CAPS it immediately loses my interest and makes me think youre a douche/asshole.
    Actually quite similar to how a guy may be a great human being, but when I see a stretched, dripping asshole, I move on.
    No doubt its a beautiful delicious thing, but the fact that millions of people are enjoying the picture (and who knows how many in person) makes the guy seem less mysterious, less intelligent and more shallow.
    Keep the photo in private so I can feel special and privileged when you unlock for me 😉 Now THATS sexy.
    Simply my opinion. 🙂

  10. funnies MH profiles are the ones that state something like “looking for friends” and all the photos they have are of their bum or cock. no face pics etc.

  11. I had the same reaction, JT. As soon as I saw the screaming all-caps, “Listen, you…,” I just stopped reading. There’s enough anger in the world; I don’t need more of it here.

  12. JT – the all caps is ridiculous, and I’d like to see you back up your statements with some proof. There’s great evidence to suggest that many of our community’s most recent accomplishments are not being made by people with AIDS or by drag queens. It’s not to say we shouldn’t respect those members of our community – but let’s not get all high-and-mighty and behave like the only way to make progress is to be as “out there” as possible. Counter-culture generally remains counter-culture unless there are people willing to do the work of bridging the divide.
    What’s more, you’re being just as disrespectful as you suggest others should not be by maligning the 2.2 gays and their minivan (and, I think we all know you really meant crossover SUV – they *are* still gay). Come now, if we can’t even be respectful to each other – what chance to we have of gaining the respect of everyone else? You’re the other half of the equation, so man up, huh?
    Oh yeah – and if you’ve got it, flaunt it. I say post whatever pictures you think will attract the boy you want. Target your audience, folks! It’s a marketing campaign, and it’s a jungle out there!

  13. Thank you ManHunt for the beautiful picture of the pink rose.
    I copied it to my desktop and will look at each day.
    MJ

  14. To John J., who says he tells someone he likes their stats, then calls them a dick: there’s no need to be insulting. If a guy doesn’t appeal to you, just move on. As for JT’s argument: I have yet to see anyone persuaded to see the other side of an argument by getting in somebody’s face (i.e., drag queens on a pride float). There’s a lot to be said for assimilation. “Slow and steady wins the race.”

  15. What business is it of anyone what pics someone puts on their profile ? Surely its up to the person who is posting the pics. Perhaps those with more “out there” pics have done so in a deliberate attempt to keep you precious nellies from contacting them.

  16. Yea I totally agree! Those close up shots are sooooo unnecessary! They need to refrain from those..

  17. Well not being an ass man pe say, I would have to take an objective look at this. I mean an ass is not just the asshole is it? If u stripped off all the petals of the rose in the pic, I ASS-ume it is still a rose yet would it be as attractive to the eye? No not the brown eye. (sorry about the puns)
    Reading some of the ‘non-related to the subject’ responses it is so refreshing to see such solidarity existing among us.

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