No judgements. We play the genetic hand we’re dealt. Or we get expensive plastic surgery. Or buy underwear with butt pads.
What god didn’t give me up front, he definitely gave it to me in back. Ok, that sounded like I was buttfucked by God. Child, I’ll tell ya – sometimes I feel that way and there was definitely no reach-around. But I digress. Not everyone was blessed like me with a fat ass!
Do you have just a crack and a back? Seriously, does the small of your back become your legs? If someone was driving a Matchbox car down your back, would it be just miles and miles of flatlands highway with nary a mountain, hill, mound, or slight incline to speak of? Do you have booty do? It’s when your stomach sticks out more than your booty do. I apologize for that last one.
If your ass is flat, I found these. It’s drawers by rounderbum! They have special pads and lifts to launch your ass into the stratosphere and make it look like you’re smuggling two cantaloupes back there. Some might say “ugh, you shouldn’t have to change to please anyone.” I say “do what makes you feel better about yourself short of evil.” If I had the balls (and knew a way to finesse it when I was going to trick and had to drop trou), I’d have my entire sock drawer down in front before I hit the club!
Check out these pics from rounderbum. To be honest, they seem to do more for the front then the back. Hmm. Would you ever use any “enhancing” garments?
– J. Harvey
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Why not try them? Almost everything is worth trying once.
If it helps your self-esteem, go for it. Probably cheaper than therapy. If you’re doing it to impress the lads, why bother? They’ll figure it out when they get in your pants, if not with the first pillowy squeeze. And while we’re on the topic, putting a well-endowed fella in an enhancing pair of briefs doesn’t give the consumer a good sense of what the enhancement will do for the average Joe–if anything.
I dont understand the point in faking your biology. Why lie about your cock? Why stuff your pants. Do you scream PSYCH, when you drop your shorts?
Holy shit. I just spit out my Diet Coke. That was good.
Maybe manhunt can do a low budget version of the bait bus, only you lure in size queens with guys in these underwear? I`d watch the shit out of that.
great idea, guys… make a fake-padding pair of undies, and then put your logo all over the band, advertising to the world that it’s fake. Why would anyone wear these?
Haha i did not even think of that, good point, let me commit that graphic no memory now….
That guy does not need anything to enhance his looks and he does enough with his body to make himself desirable. One can only hope he has a nice personality to match it all and not be stuck up.
But he is not the best model to use for a product like that you need a slender guy that has no ass or bulge to model them before and after.
I am starting to feel like women wen they need to wear uncomfortable bra’s to keep tit’s from sagging because they are too big or getting older with all this BS the company’s come out with.
This seems like a bra for your bum…I only hope they make a water version some day. Sure its rife with impracticalities but…the potential for disaster is, well it makes me chuckle.
Heaven forbid one would improve their ass with something as lame as EXERCISE!
You know when you open a bag of chips and you realize it’s only half full?
Basically the same thing..
well, someone just spent a shitload on R&D, marketing and advertising to be shot down on manhunt….
Things Stewie Griffin would say!
Lol at the comments… these seem harmless enough. Cmon its 2012 and like it or not it’s all about the illusion. Asking why wear these is like asking why women wear Spanx, padded bras, wigs, makeup etc … all about the illusion. Besides these don’t look like they’re made to take you from pancake to Kardashian, just give a little lift/oomf
If wearing these underwear makes a guy feel sexier because he thinks his ass is rounder, GO FOR IT! When you feel sexy (for whatever reason gets you there), it shows and THAT is what’s sexy. Besides every time we put underwear on to go out into the world, it’s not so that we’ll end up bottoming for some hot guy with an ass fetish. Perhaps it’s just about having your butt look good at the grocery store, or work, or at the movies. When it comes to man hunting, then yea, they could potentially lead to a bit of disappointment from the ass-men.
But let’s also just be real here, the same people that would criticize this man for wearing padded butt underwear, are probably the same people that would look at him with no clothes on and say “he’s hot but his butt is too flat…pass”. You can’t please them all, so fuck them and be happy with you (whatever it takes to get you there).
I volunteer to go first. I’m not that well-endowed, and I like psychologically scarring men.
Why J. harvey, I do believe Dewitt is corrupting you
Amen 2 that
Not to brag but, i don’t need those. I have a big fat sexy ass and a nice 9.5 incher in my pants. Oh screw that!! Suck it bitches!!! 😉
I don’t need padding and wouldn’t wear it if I did need it, but I see nothing wrong with wearing something to give a little lift