It’s for a good cause! At least that’s what you’re probably saying to yourself in a hesitant fashion while watching the video below. This is an ad for Benefits Cosmetics mascara, featuring Vinny from Jersey Shore and former jerkoff porn star Simon Rex. It’s all about what’s in their baskets. Sure! Why not? The bulges aren’t what they seem in the end. This is really odd but hopefully it will raise some money? *awkward silence*
How did Simon not sink to the bottom of that pool and drown wearing that ridiculous chain?
Oh, and I always count speedos as underwear for the purposes of “Underwear Drawer“. That’s some fine print for some of you commentators of the nit-picky variety.
– J. Harvey
Watch “Real Men Don’t Fake It” below:
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It’s not for a “good cause”, the name of the company is “Benefit Cosmetics”. They’re not a charity, it’s just their name.
I use a cock ring to get a bigger bulge…never thought to use mascara. Hmmm.