Tyson Beckford Has A “Sex Tape”

Tyson Beckford does not have a sex tape. He has a masturbation video. There’s a huge difference! Frankly, I’d appreciate if sites like TMZ stopped using the word “sex tape” when there’s no actual sex involved. Those bitches got my hopes up, thinking that I’d get to see Tyson’s dick slamming in and out of someone’s (insert orifice of your choice).

And then they tell me he’s just “pleasuring himself” on webcam????

Okay, sure, I still want to see that… But it doesn’t help that even Tyson himself didn’t think it was as big a deal as they made it out to be. He responded to the incident on Twitter, “sad but life goes on. Don’t even faze me… We all do it, just mine got caught on film… Not much of a sex tape lol.”

That’s the spirit, Tyson! Lead by example! If we all adopt this “everybody does it” philosophy, it’ll only be a matter of time before every celebrity or pseudo-celebrity dick imaginable finds its way to the internet.

– Dewitt

Click through for some unrelated pics of Tyson Beckford skinny dipping:

21 thoughts on “Tyson Beckford Has A “Sex Tape”

  1. I think he’s hot but his feet, deal breaker, look like chimpanzee feet, needs a good pedicure, sure he can afford one

  2. Who the hell was looking at the feet???What the fuck is wrong with some of you “men”????He is smoking hot and the real deal. Someone always has to be a downer. Can’t say anything nice then just shut the fuck up allready..Yeah U Carniassada….What is that anyway?????

  3. Regardless of the comments above, I do have to hand it to the guy that he’s making no big deal out of it.  Perfect way to handle this . . . if you are REALLY innocent and not shopping it around for publicity.  

  4. he’s hot.

    you can actually tell from that ONE photo that shows one foot in the water and the other on the side of the pool that he needs a pedicure and has “chimpanzee” feet?  good grief!  get a life!

  5. pssst  you do know that comparing people of color to primates is incredibly racist, right? 

    …I mean…seriously, that’s pretty fucked up. 

  6. Who cares, the man is good looking, has a great body and best of all has a awesome attitude about himself, I don’t think this man has never stopped smiling, I wish him the best life has to offer for him.

  7. But it’s totally okay to compare white people to primates? 

    You’re making it a racial issue when there wasn’t one to begin with.

  8. I think calling them chimp feet is a nasty, mean thing to say and I don’t know where people get off saying mean nasty things about other people’s bodies, but I don’t know that it’s racist … I interpreted it more like when people say a person has a horse face. (another mean thing to say.)

    I think it’s more questionable that so many people instantly equated “chimp feet + black person = racism”  when that wasn’t clearly stated to begin with. It was just a critique, a nasty one, but not necessarily a racist one.

    When you just throw around the “racism” card willy nilly, without knowing all the angles, it kind of diminishes the power of the word. Which should not happen. But that’s just my view. Take with a grain of salt. 

  9. Gay men Gay men please stop with the racist comments. Gay people are supposed to be the most smart and intelligent people, but when it comes to race people become real studpid. There are people out there everyday fighting to give you more rights. If the media got hold of your stupid comments how is that going to change any minds. People will say look they are discriminating against other people.  I am sure 99% of gay men do not even encounter a person of color on a dailey basis or a chimpanze. But I have come across racist gay men and I keep saying to myself they are the ones who are going to fuck everything up for rest of us. So keep making you comments and 30 years from now when you are dying alone in the hospital

  10. I’ll be waiting for the video to turn up on one of the free porn sites. I wanna see it but hardly think it’d be worth paying for.

  11. Maybe.  I see your point.  But really a person should know when commenting that there is a history of negatively intended comparisons between apes and african americans. 

    So if a person throws out a comment, that diminishes an attractive black man by comparing him to an ape then yeah, it comes of as racist.  Why…because history exists. 

    It is not the same as calling someone horse face, as Thatguyroman mentioned, and it doesn’t have the same connotations as making the same statement about a white person.  Why, because the social progression of white people hasn’t been held back for decades by equating them with apes. 

    So, I’m not the one who made it a racial issue…social context does.

  12. in point of fact, it seems old ty doesn’t have a problem with public nudity, so..
    ..there really isn’t much of a big deal going on, other than my own desire to get a copy of the footage.

    i don’t think carni had “racist intentions” with his ‘chimpanzee foot’ comment (the typical pejorative-comparative for blacks is monkey, not chimpanzee specifically — as far as i’m aware, anyway), although i can readily understand why Radars might perk up at seeing that particular criticism; actually, in that one picture which i believe carni was referencing, i personally feel tyson’s left foot was photographed in an unflattering manner..
    ..although ty’s right foot seems more “normal,” as it appeared under•water.

    but honestly, Chimp Feet or not..
    ..i know that i would still be bobbing on beckford’s knob regardless, if he ever gave me the opportunity.
    battered feet can be covered.
    as long as the guy is hygienic enough not to allow actual Foul Odours to form and to waft from down there, i’m Stellar.

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