Seriously, dude’s like THE twink.

Noah White is the definition of twink. As Helix Studios’ Lap Dance Lay opens, he’s sitting on buddy Josh Brady’s lap, talking about his plans to become a go-go boy in a cutesy lisp. He might want to hold off on that until he graduates from high school, right? Seriously, I’m going to need to see some ID on Lil’ Noah here. BUT, if you’re into the seemingly younger types, you’re going to want him sitting on YOUR lap, lisping about go-go dancing, and eventually stripping down to his jockstrap to show you his skills. It turns out he has PLENTY of other skills besides go-go dancing. They also involve what’s going on in his jockstrap.

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– Michael Xavier