Twink Tank: The Best & Sluttiest Boys of 2011

You’re not the only one who gets upset about these end-of-the-year lists! Quite honestly, it’s a travesty that my ultimate twink crush, Tristan Sterling, isn’t among 2011’s hottest young sluts. I almost considered combining the traffic from both of his posts just to sneak him in, and you know why I didn’t? Because it’s wrong.

Alas, there are more than enough smooth, cock-hungry boys in today’s round-up of the most popular Twink Tank entries, so all you manthers out there should be thoroughly satisfied by the end of this countdown. And, well, at least my second favorite Ryan Diehl made it onto the list! But what about Matthew Keading, I ask you? What about Matthew Keading!?!?

– Dewitt

Click through to find out who made the cut:

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10. CAPTION THESE TWINKS:

We wrote: “A few of these shots are the epitome of ‘laughing out loud with a boner’. We’d like to call your attention to picture number six, in which three boys with perfectly functional dicks line up and stick sex toys up their butts. Then there’s the holy grail of gay porn hilarity, otherwise known as picture number nine.”

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9. RYAN DIEHL:

We wrote: “When he first lays his eyes on the dildo, he tells the cameraman, ‘I’m kind of scared of this. It’s pretty big.’ Then, before you know it, he’s got that massive shaft shoved balls deep (rubber balls, at least) inside of him.”

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8. SETH KNIGHT:

We wrote: “Say hello to Seth Knight. Should you choose to move forward with this introduction, you’ll see him sucking and getting fucked by Girth Brooks‘ monstrous cock. Oddly, the most impressive thing about this clip isn’t his scene partner’s massive wang, but rather his ability to handle every single inch of it.”

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7. KODY BLUE:

We wrote: “I’m not sure if BentleyRace intentionally put Kody Blue in Scooby-Doo briefs and a t-shirt from abercrombie (which, in case you didn’t know, is a different store than Abercrombie & Fitch). Either way, it still makes me feel a bit uncomfortable about drooling over his fat cock, lickable balls and extremely fuckable ass. I’m all for twinks, but can we please start styling them like they’re adults?”

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6. JASON & SAL:

We wrote: “It’s almost as if Jason is presenting Sal’s ass for our approval, as he massages his cheeks, buries his face deep and slides his fingers into that slippery love chute. While Jason is a jackhammer of a top, Sal is an equally aggressive bottom. He bounces up and down on his partner’s hard cock like he’s having the time of his life, driving every inch inside of him. Eventually, Jason gets so turned on that he grabs onto his hips (with Sal on top) and starts pumping deep with no abandon. Even if you’re not attracted to these guys, you’ve got to admit… this is really hot sex!”

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5. JAY CLOUD & JORDAN FOSTER:

We wrote: Jordan Foster was already featured in our Twink Tank series two weeks ago. But whatever! He’s an extremely talented bottom (and occasional top), and we really can’t get enough of watching rock hard cocks slam in and out of his smooth, tight young ass. This is especially true when those aforementioned cocks–or at least one of them–are attached to Jay Cloud. On top of being relatively well-endowed, Jay’s got a pair of balls made for slapping against a hot dude’s taint… The way they swing back and forth is magical, or like a work of art. A work of magical scrotum art.

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4. ANDREW JAKK:

We wrote: “One could say that we’re stretching the definition of twink for today’s edition of Twink Tank. They’d probably be right. Though we highly doubt that Andrew Jakk would attach such a label to himself, the combination of his pretty boy features, lean build and amazingly smooth asshole give off minor shades of a “twink” vibe. Would it be safe to call him post-twink?”

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3. ROBBIE PRICE:

We wrote: “Just look at that one picture where he’s licking his own foot! It’s like he’s riding the camera’s dick with his eyes (pretend this makes sense). Also, we love how even when he’s tied up with his wrists behind his back, he remains completely rock hard. Not just that, but with strings of pre-cum dripping from his thick, uncut cock!”

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2. ASHLEY RYDER & STEVEN PRIOR:

We wrote: “Steven’s cock is nearly as big as he is, and that’s all you really need to know to grasp what’s going on in this post. While Ashley puts down a solid effort at taking it down to the base, he eventually just gives up and starts prepping his hole with a giant dildo. And then they fuck. How does all that man-meat fit into one tiny man’s hole? We have no fucking clue, but it’s fascinating to watch…”

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1. KURT WILD & CLIFF JENSEN:

We wrote: “So, um, Kurt Wild sort of went crazy on Twitter? His mostly incoherent rant revealed that he has an inferiority complex against Brent Corrigan (not so surprising), along with news that he’s expecting his fifth child. Wait, what? Can we step back a few spaces for a moment?

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The Best Asses of 2011
Leo Forte: Cocksucker of The Year
Quickie: Are These The Sexiest Men of 2011?
Flashback Friday: 2011’s Best Porn From Way Before 2011
Drawn To You: Best of 2011
Secret Sex: The Sexiest “Unsexy” Men of 2011
Manhunt’s Man of The Year: Who Took The Prize?
Bi The Way: The Best Bisexual Action of 2011
Woof Alert: The Hottest Hairy Men of 2011
Manhunt Daily Wood: Maybe These Are The Sexiest Men of 2011?
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Best Dicks of 2011
Celebrity Skin: The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2011